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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theodericus Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Will Road (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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255 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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205 cm
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289 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodericus Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Will Road!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Road misses with a two punch combination.
Thundercunt thuds a left hand into Road's body.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt throwing a counter right hand but Road manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thundercunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Road defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
Road is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Road.
Road looks to land a right hand but Thundercunt moved out of range.
Thundercunt defending well as Road loads up on a big left hand.
Thundercunt wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a looping left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Road loads up on a big right hand but Thundercunt slips the punch.
Road moves into the clinch successfully.
Road can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Road blocks an uppercut.
Road is looking to break free of the clinch but Thundercunt has double underhooks.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Road.
Road goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A frustrated look appears on Road's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Road manages to break the clinch.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Road or not.
Road wants to break the clinch but can't.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
It looks like Will Road has been cut.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Road blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Road wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Road.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Road wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
A bit of stalling here from Thundercunt.
Road wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Road up against the cage.
A short left from Thundercunt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Road lands a shoulder strike.
Road lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt avoiding damage as Road throws knees to the body.
Thundercunt trying to control the position but instead, Road has worked for underhooks and has pushed Thundercunt into the cage.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Road is trying to break free.
Road wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Road is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Road is trying to break free.
Road letting Thundercunt take a breather here.
Road has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thundercunt trying to control the position but instead, Road has worked for underhooks and has pushed Thundercunt into the cage.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Road.
Road can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Road uses good head movement to avoid it.
Road wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Road tries a knee to the head but Thundercunt blocks it.
Road blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Road up against the cage.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Road.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Road blocking some punches.
Road using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Thundercunt has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Road backwards.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Road uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've been informed that Road has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Road is rocked!
Road wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Road blocking some punches.
Road tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Road uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Road is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
That has opened up Will Road's cut even more.
Thundercunt has Road pressed against the cage, preventing Road from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Road uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Road seems to have recovered his senses.
Road wants to get back to striking at distance but Thundercunt won't allow it.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Theodericus Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Will Road's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Good exchange - Road coming out on top.
Road misses with a shot to the body
and Thundercunt counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Road scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Road drives through and clinches with Thundercunt against the cage.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Road blocking some punches.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Thundercunt here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Thundercunt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Come on Thundercunt - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Road uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt slows down the pace here.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Road looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Road tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Thundercunt keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Road's efforts to push away.
Road is trying to break free.
Road tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Road misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Thundercunt.
Theodericus Thundercunt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Road wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Road tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Road blocking some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Thundercunt keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Road's efforts to push away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt prevents Road from breaking the clinch.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt avoiding damage as Road throws knees to the body.
Road wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Road uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Road crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Road back to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt defending well as Road loads up on a big left hand.
Road fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Road swinging wildly here.
Nice straight punches there by Road. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Road.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A punch combination from Road misses.
Road jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A punch combination from Road misses.
Road bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Road can do to turn this around?
Road works Thundercunt's body with a nice hook.
Road rushes Thundercunt and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Road wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Road wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Road slips a jab from Thundercunt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt blocks the body kick.
Road throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.
Thundercunt is looking to counter punch.
A slow jab from Road misses its intended target.
A low kick from Road misses
and Thundercunt scores with a counter punch that sends Road to the canvas! Thundercunt smells blood - he's punishing Road with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Road has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theodericus Thundercunt!
During a confident post fight interview, Theodericus Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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