PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franky Fiddle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Agnem Klotzk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fiddle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Coal Chamber-Big Truck. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fiddle
vs
Klotzk

196 cm
22
295 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Franky Fiddle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Agnem Klotzk!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Felipe Paraventi and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fiddle fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fiddle tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Klotzk paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fiddle wants to clinch.
Fiddle moves in looking to clinch but Klotzk pushes him off.
Fiddle doesn't manage to clinch there - Klotzk circles away.
Fiddle tries to clinch up but Klotzk circles away and keeps his distance.
Fiddle tries to close the distance and clinch up but Klotzk swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fiddle throws a big shot that misses.
Klotzk tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fiddle swivels and escapes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klotzk avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fiddle doesn't manage to clinch there - Klotzk circles away.
Fiddle is looking to clinch.
Klotzk swats away the attempt to clinch by Fiddle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klotzk shoots for a double leg takedown but Fiddle sprawls well. He's pushed Klotzk's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Klotzk keeps the fight on the outside.
Fiddle is looking to clinch.
Klotzk avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fiddle tries to clinch up but Klotzk circles away and keeps his distance.
Fiddle is looking to clinch but Klotzk is avoiding it.
Fiddle tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Klotzk paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Klotzk.
Fiddle is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fiddle tries to clinch up.
Franky Fiddle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fiddle tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fiddle tries to clinch but Klotzk moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Klotzk fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Franky Fiddle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Agnem Klotzk.
Klotzk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fiddle moves away.
Fiddle wants to clinch up but Klotzk keeps it at a distance.
Fiddle fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fiddle could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Klotzk closes this distance looking for a takedown but Fiddle circles away.
Fiddle tries to clinch but Klotzk moves out of range.
Klotzk circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fiddle is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fiddle fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fiddle tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Klotzk paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fiddle tries to clinch up but Klotzk circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fiddle takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fiddle is looking to clinch.
Fiddle is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fiddle is looking to clinch.
Klotzk throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fiddle tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fiddle wants to clinch up but Klotzk keeps it at a distance.
Fiddle tries to clinch but Klotzk moves out of range.
Fiddle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Klotzk shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Klotzk showed some decent athleticism there.

Klotzk is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klotzk tries to pass to full mount but Fiddle defends it.

Klotzk is working for a kimura but Fiddle is defending it quite comfortably.
Fiddle wants to improve his position but Klotzk is controlling well.

Klotzk is trying for a kimura here. Fiddle looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Klotzk wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Agnem Klotzk!