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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Lil Wayne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fabian Hoi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Wayne might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to My Life. Hoi has chosen Fehu - Wardruna as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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142 lbs
36 - 2 - 0 |
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28
157 lbs
20 - 5 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lil Wayne!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Fabian Hoi!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Phil Schofield and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wayne throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wayne takes one on the button.
Hoi lands a nice looking body shot.
Wayne uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hoi.
Wayne is looking to counter punch.
Fabian Hoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wayne feints and then cracks Hoi's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hoi down.
Wayne motions for Hoi to come forward. Wayne throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hoi tries to counter by closing the distance.
Hoi connects with a looping right hand.
Wayne has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That kick from Wayne tenderised Hoi's leg. Hoi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hoi feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Wayne's calf.
Wayne throws a leg kick but Hoi checks it.
It seemed like Hoi was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoi scores with a jab to the body.
Hoi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wayne.
Hoi lands with an uppercut that bounces Wayne off the cage and back into range.
Hoi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hoi misses with a straight left.
Nice shot by Hoi.
Hoi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hoi throws a hook but Wayne avoids it easily.
Hoi throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Wayne counter with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wayne slips under a jab from Hoi.
Wayne tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hoi is able to avoid easily.
Hoi takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hoi misses with a body shot.
Hoi defending well as Wayne loads up on a big left hand.
Wayne misses with a left hand
and Hoi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wayne darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Hoi scores with a jab.
Hoi lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Wayne falls backwards - clearly groggy! Hoi dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fabian Hoi!
Fabian Hoi is the new featherweight champion!
An intense looking Fabian Hoi took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'What about fucking that!!?!! Booom !'.
Lil Wayne was interviewed post fight and said 'Nooooooo! Imma retire from MMA and write some more shitty songs. Congrats on the win! I tried a strategy that backfired.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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