PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Troy Finch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Thundercunt
vs
Finch

194 cm
25
245 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
20
245 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Troy Finch!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Santiago Holmes and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Thundercunt clinches.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Finch avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.

Finch breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like Troy Finch has been cut.
Finch tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Finch fails with the takedown
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt lands with a right hand.

Finch forces Thundercunt back against the cage and clinches.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Finch is controlling him.
Thundercunt slows down the pace here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt pushes Finch back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Finch's ribcage. Finch let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thundercunt is working Finch over against the cage.
Finch looks winded!
Thundercunt stops a takedown attempt from Finch.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Finch fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Theodore Thundercunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Troy Finch.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

Thundercunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt throws a shot to the body.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking body shot.
Thundercunt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Thundercunt feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Finch sprawling to the canvas! Finch rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Thundercunt finish him?!

Finch is rocked!
Finch walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Thundercunt! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodore Thundercunt!