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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Man Ape (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man Ape is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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278 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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200 cm
23
272 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Man Ape!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogan on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hogan shoots in for a takedown but Ape shows good takedown defense.
Hogan avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hogan throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Ape's waist but Ape gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hogan off to one side.
Ape keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Man Ape has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hulk Hogan.
Ape misses with a few strikes there.
Ape rushes Hogan with punches - Hogan moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Hogan goes down! Ape follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Man Ape!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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