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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gromoslaw Wpierdolowicz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theophilius Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wpierdolowicz's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Roy Jones - Can't be touched. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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205 lbs
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195 cm
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205 lbs
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Gromoslaw Wpierdolowicz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theophilius Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Daniel Franklin and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wpierdolowicz misses with a takedown attempt
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wpierdolowicz shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Thundercunt defends it nicely.
Thundercunt sizes up Wpierdolowicz with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wpierdolowicz with a poor takedown
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gromoslaw Wpierdolowicz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wpierdolowicz.
It looks like Gromoslaw Wpierdolowicz has been cut.
Jab by Thundercunt.
Wpierdolowicz is rocked!
Wpierdolowicz tries for a takedown but Thundercunt circles away easily
and Thundercunt counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theophilius Thundercunt!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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