PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Sanford (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bla's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I'm gonna live forever. Bla Bla has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bla
vs
Sanford

180 cm
36
264 lbs
25 - 32 - 0

186 cm
41
254 lbs
27 - 25 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 32 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Sanford!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bla with a poor takedown
and Sanford counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
Nice sprawl there from Sanford as Bla shoots in.
Bla shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Sanford pinned against the cage. Sanford gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bla Bla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bla is breathing heavily.
Bla tries for a takedown but Sanford circles away easily
and Sanford connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sanford misses with a few strikes there.
Bla throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sanford counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bla has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center in the buildup to the fight.
Bla takes a jab right on the kisser.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sanford.
Bla gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bla throws an overhand right that lands on Sanford's shoulder, as Sanford tries to avoid the shot.

Sanford clinches with his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bla can't get the takedown.
Sanford lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Bla Bla's cut is getting worse.
Sanford scores with a shoulder strike.
Sanford connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bla's face.
Sanford avoiding damage.
Bla being controlled against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bla is trying to pull guard but Sanford turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Sanford lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Sanford's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sanford lands with an uppercut that bounces Bla off the cage and back into range.
The fighters circle, before Sanford throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Bla's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Sanford lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Fred Sanford!
An out of breath Fred Sanford thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.