PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turbo Epicity (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theros Ironfist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Epicity's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Semi Charmed Life. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Epicity
vs
Ironfist

185 cm
20
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

184 cm
21
200 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Arcticus University: London

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Turbo Epicity!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Theros Ironfist!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Lou da Vinci and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ironfist misses with a few strikes there.
Ironfist looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Epicity lands a slapping body shot.
Epicity lands a jab to the head.
Epicity catches Ironfist with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ironfist misses with a head kick.
Epicity throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Epicity tries to land a front kick but Ironfist steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Epicity throws a half hearted mid kick.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Ironfist has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Epicity leaves Ironfist with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
As Ironfist tries to get set, Epicity tries to push him back and clinch up but Ironfist manages to avoid the attempt.
Ironfist looks to land a combination but Epicity avoids it well.
Ironfist rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Epicity moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ironfist looks to land a combination but Epicity avoids it well.
Nice straight punches there by Ironfist. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ironfist.
Epicity lands with a right hand.
Ironfist swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Epicity counters with a nice uppercut.
Epicity feints and then cracks Ironfist's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ironfist down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Epicity lands with a nice body kick.
Ironfist looks winded!
Epicity lands a front kick.
Ironfist swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Epicity counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Epicity prevents Ironfist from breaking the clinch.
Epicity lands a shoulder strike.
Epicity scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ironfist wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A hook to the body from Epicity.
Epicity lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Ironfist to his knees! Epicity keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turbo Epicity!
A victorious Turbo Epicity thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.