PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurwie Psie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Achtung Scheisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Psie
vs
Scheisse

194 cm
25
250 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

189 cm
18
260 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kurwie Psie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Achtung Scheisse!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Psie clinches.

Psie's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Scheisse fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Psie avoids it really well and circles away.
Psie works over Scheisse's head and body with a nice combination.
Psie lands with an uppercut that bounces Scheisse off the cage and back into range.

Scheisse closes the distance and clinches.
Psie avoiding damage as Scheisse throws knees to the body.

Scheisse has hold of one of Psie's legs. Psie is fighting the takedown attempt but Scheisse gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Psie keeping moving, preventing Scheisse from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Scheisse drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Scheisse jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Scheisse trying to control but Psie is working from the bottom.

Psie has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Scheisse has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Scheisse has Psie pressed against the cage.
Scheisse just leaning against Psie, taking a breather.
Psie lands with a light punch inside.
Psie wants to break the clinch but can't.
The referee is keeping an eye on Scheisse - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scheisse tries to work over Psie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scheisse drops down looking for an ankle pick but Psie pulls his leg out and moves away.
Psie scores with a nice right hand.

Scheisse scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Scheisse wants to lay and pray for a moment but Psie keeps working.

Scheisse thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Psie wants to get back to his feet but Scheisse drags him back down.

Scheisse thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Psie looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Psie wants to get back to his feet.

Scheisse working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Scheisse wants to lay and pray for a moment but Psie keeps working.
Psie wants to get back to his feet but Scheisse drags him back down.

Psie throws Scheisse to one side and escapes!

Scheisse closes the distance and clinches.
Psie is trying to force a seperation but Scheisse has the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scheisse has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Psie avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Kurwie Psie has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Achtung Scheisse.
Psie tries to break the clinch but Scheisse is controlling the position.
Psie blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Come on Scheisse - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Psie works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Scheisse throws a punch but it's blocked by Psie.

Scheisse works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Scheisse wants to pass the guard but Psie is keeping the position.

Scheisse postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Psie is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Scheisse, into his guard.

The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Psie wants to control from the top but Scheisse keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kurwie Psie dominated that round.
That's time! Psie's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Scheisse doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Psie cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Scheisse moves out of range of the strikes.
Achtung Scheisse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Scheisse closes the distance and pushes Psie back into the cage.
Scheisse is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Psie gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

Psie's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Scheisse tries for a takedown but Psie sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kurwie Psie has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Achtung Scheisse.
Scheisse tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jab, jab by Psie - just one landing.
Psie with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scheisse misses with a takedown
enabling Psie to counter with a crisp jab.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Psie breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scheisse tries for a takedown but Psie circles away easily
letting Psie counter with a right hand.

Oooooh!!! Psie has knocked Scheisse down with a huge combo! Psie steps away and waves a wobbly Scheisse back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Scheisse is rocked!
Scheisse misses with a shot to the body
and Psie counters with a crisp right that sends Scheisse to the canvas! Psie follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kurwie Psie!