PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurwie Psie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Vindben (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bobby Vindben is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Psie
vs
Vindben

194 cm
25
250 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
26
280 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kurwie Psie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bobby Vindben!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Psie scores with a jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Vindben scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Kurwie Psie has been cut.
Psie works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Psie lands with a hook. Vindben tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Vindben misses with a takedown attempt
and Psie counters with a right hand to the body.
Psie misses with a jab, cross combination.
Vindben fails with an attempt to clinch.
Psie is looking to counter punch.
Vindben showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Psie.
Vindben misses the shot to the body.
Psie digs a good hook to Vindben's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Psie connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vindben. Vindben circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Vindben has managed to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Vindben tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Psie avoids it.
Vindben should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Psie is looking to break free of the clinch but Vindben has double underhooks.
Psie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Psie is trying to break the clinch but Vindben is controlling him.
Psie is trying to push Vindben away but Vindben has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Vindben breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Vindben looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Vindben moves into the clinch successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vindben fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vindben presses Psie against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Psie wants to break the clinch but can't.
Vindben is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Vindben's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Vindben moves into the clinch.
Psie is trying to break the clinch but Vindben has him pressed against the cage.
A hook to the body from Vindben.
Psie is breathing heavily.

Vindben breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Vindben darts in and clinches Psie up against the cage.

Vindben breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Vindben misses with a few strikes there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Psie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vindben scores with a body shot.

Vindben clinches up with Psie and pushes him back against the cage.
Vindben struggles to land a body shot inside as Psie controls his hands.

Vindben breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Vindben moves into the clinch.
Vindben stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Vindben keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Psie's efforts to push away.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Psie wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Psie swings wildly with an uppercut but Vindben uses good head movement to avoid it.

Vindben breaks the clinch.

Vindben clinches with his opponent.
Psie working hard to break the clinch.

Vindben escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Vindben tries to clinch up.
Psie throws a nice looking combination but Vindben bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Psie throws out a loose jab but Vindben uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vindben tries to counter with a clinch but Psie shakes him off and moves away.

Vindben has closed the distance and engaged Psie in a clinch.
Vindben controlling the action here for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Vindben dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kurwie Psie's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Vindben has Psie up against the cage in a clinch.
Psie lands a body shot.
Psie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Psie pushes Vindben back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Psie wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Vindben is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Psie manages to break the clinch.
Psie fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Vindben takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vindben is looking to slow Psie down with leg kicks.

Psie drops Vindben with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Vindben looks back up at him and smiles so Psie waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Vindben is rocked!
Vindben ducks into an uppercut from Psie and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kurwie Psie!