PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Trouble Some (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dickie Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Some might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Von Hertzen Brothers - Coming Home. Dickie Crash told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Some
vs
Crash

190 cm
33
203 lbs
27 - 14 - 1

188 cm
30
200 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Trouble Some!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dickie Crash!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Wagner Zegers and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crash finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Some lands a front kick.
Some chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Crash connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Some's hands.
Some on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Some is looking to land body kicks.
Crash motions for Some to come forward. Crash throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Some ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Some avoids the head kick by Crash.
Some jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crash swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Crash fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Some manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Some.
Some throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Crash counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Some thinking.
Crash throws a right hand that misses
and Some counters with a thumping low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crash missing with a left hand there. Some was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crash misses with an uppercut. Some saw that one coming.
Crash lands a nice leg kick that just misses Some's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Some.
Some swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Crash throws a jab but it's blocked by Some.
Some is looking to counter with a body kick.
Crash motions for Some to come forward. Crash throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Crash keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Crash throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Some connects with the punch.
Crash throws a front kick aimed at Some's knee but Some avoids it well.
Some is looking for a counter combo.
Some feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Crash's calf.
Crash throws a sloppy head kick and Some moves out of range easily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Crash. Some shrugs it off though.
Crash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Some lands with a good body shot.
Crash checks a low kick from Some.
Crash takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Crash throws a hook but Some blocks it.
Nice uppercut there from Some.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Some uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Crash.
Some tried to counter with a leg kick but Crash avoided it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crash looks to land a body kick but Some moved away.
Some misses with a kick to the body.
Crash throws a shot from downtown. Some moves away and avoids it.
Crash moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Crash throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Some sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crash throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Some scores with a body shot.
Crash walks forward, straight into a front kick from Some.
Crash throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Some sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Some thuds a left hand into Crash's body.
A jab from Crash does it's job there.
Some works the jab nicely.
Crunch! Some slams his shin into Crash's torso.
A solid body kick from Crash.
Crash takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Crash misses with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crash misses with an uppercut
and Some counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Some lands a leg kick that knocks Crash off balance momentarily.
Some feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Crash's calf.
Good shot there by Crash.
Crash lands with a shot to the body.
Some lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Some fakes the leg kick and cracks Crash in the body.
Trouble Some seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crash throws out a leg kick but Some moves out of range and Crash only half commits.
And Some counters with a quick kick to the body but Crash blocks it.
Crash throws a shot to the body.
Crash wants to clinch up but Some keeps it at a distance.
Crash uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Some.
Crash misses with a looping left.
Crash takes one on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice shot by Some.
Nice body kick from Some.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Crash.
Some scores with a nice head shot.
Crash looks to throw the jab but Some is out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Crash crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Some - the referee stops the clock and Crash gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Some. Crash manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Some lands a nice leg kick that just misses Crash's sensitive parts.
Crash lands a lovely overhand right.
Crash attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Some misses with a body shot.
Some thumps Crash with a low kick.
Crash misses the jab.
Some throws a body shot but no joy.
Some pivots, looking for a leg kick but Crash is out of range and Some settles back down.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Some fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Some throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Some throws out a powerful jab.
Crash misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Trouble Some dominated that round.
That's time! Some's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A slapping leg kick lands for Crash.
Some misses with a leg kick.
Some tries a head kick but it misses.
Some is looking to score with low kicks.
Crash scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Crash misses with a looping right.
Crash moves out of range as Some throws a body kick.
Crash looks to land a body kick but Some moved away.
Trouble Some is winning the standup battle so far.
Some attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Crash let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A head kick misses from Some.
Crash loads up on a big right hand but Some slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crash misses with a right hand
and Some counters with a nice kick to the body.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Crash in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
A head kick misses from Some.
Crash fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Some manages to avoid it.
Some appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Crash throws a front kick aimed at Some's knee but Some avoids it well.
The fight stays on the outside here - Some looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crash throws a low kick but Some moves out of range easily.
A little feinted left hand from Some on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Some with a jab.
Some lands with a kick to the ribs.
Some moves into range and connects with a jab.
Crash throws a leg kick that is checked
and Some counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crash lands an overhand right.
Some turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Crash has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Some.
Crash looks to land a right hand but Some moved out of range.
Some is looking to counter punch.
Nice body kick from Some.
Some scores with a hook to the body. Crash takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Crash loads up on a big right hand but Some slips the punch.
Some connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some connects with a jab.
Crash dips to his left and cracks Some with an uppercut!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crash has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Some.
Crash throws a sloppy head kick and Some moves out of range easily.
Some looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Crash on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Crash is breathing heavily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Some. That's going to slow Crash down.
Some cracks Crash with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Some scores with a crisp jab that stopped Crash in his tracks.

Crash is rocked!
Crash throws an overhand right that lands on Some's shoulder, as Some tries to avoid the shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Crash might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Some has got the better of the exchanges.
A shot to the body from Crash misses
and Some cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Crash is still on wobbly legs! Can Some finish him?

Some drops Crash with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Crash looks back up at him and smiles so Some waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Some throws a leg kick which misses Crash's front leg but catches the back leg as Crash tries to avoid it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Some.
Some fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crash manages to avoid it.
Crash follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Some ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Some bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Some lands a nice looking kick to the body. Crash takes a step back to recover.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Some - that will leave a mark!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Some feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Crash sprawling to the canvas! Crash rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Some finish him?!
Some cracks Crash with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Crash falls to his knees and Some doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Trouble Some!
Trouble Some made sure to mention his sponsor, Perkele! in his post fight interview.