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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ham Sammich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jetro Chivon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sammich's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Dadude Sandstorm. Ham Sammich looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.
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300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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300 lbs
4 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ham Sammich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jetro Chivon!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chivon throws a head kick that half lands.
It looks like Ham Sammich has been cut.
Chivon lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Sammich is breathing heavily.
Sloppy strikes from Sammich. Those never looked like landing.
Chivon scores with a kick to the midsection.
A head kick by Chivon - that's a beauty! Sammich is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Chivon can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jetro Chivon!
The defeated Ham Sammich had this to say: 'He was on steroids!'.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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