PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Zlatan Arshavin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bilderberg Group Murderer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zlatan Arshavin has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Arshavin
vs
Group Murderer

170 cm
25
135 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

168 cm
25
141 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Zlatan Arshavin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bilderberg Group Murderer!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Vladimir Khabensky and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Murderer forces Arshavin back against the cage and clinches.
Murderer is working Arshavin over against the cage.
A short uppercut from Murderer.
Arshavin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Murderer lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Murderer.
Murderer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Arshavins head.
A short right from Murderer.
Murderer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Murderer gets through Arshavin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Murderer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Murderer lands a body shot in the clinch.
Arshavin lands a damaging elbow.
A right handed body shot lands from Murderer.
Murderer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Arshavin looking to throw knees to the head but Murderer is blocking nicely.
Murderer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Murderer.

Arshavin is rocked!
Arshavin has Murderer pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Murderer manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Oh Arshavin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Arshavin is breathing heavily.
Arshavin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Arshavin seems to have got his legs back now.
Murderer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Murderer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

Arshavin manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Murderer arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Arshavin's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bilderberg Group Murderer!
Post fight, Bilderberg Group Murderer stared into the camera and said 'All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New world order'.