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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trent Quo Titan Kirbs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Kirbs might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Steve Miller Band - The Joker. Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music. Trent Quo Titan Kirbs has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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221 lbs
17 - 7 - 0 |
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189 cm
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217 lbs
20 - 14 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Trent Quo Titan Kirbs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kirbs throws a body punch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Kirbs throws a right and a left that Pitakaka avoids nicely.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pitakaka lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kirbs avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka connects with an inside leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka misses the shot to the body.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Kirbs moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka scores with a push kick.
Kirbs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pitakaka.
Kirbs closes the distance and clinches up with Pitakaka, looking for a takedown. Kirbs pushes Pitakaka against the cage but Pitakaka circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Pitakaka throws a fast counter high kick but Kirbs manages to duck under it in time.
Pitakaka throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Kirbs moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Kirbs moves out of range.
Pitakaka turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pitakaka.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kirbs jabs Pitakaka to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kirbs lands with a nice body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka throws the kick towards the body but Kirbs avoids it.
Pitakaka throws a body shot but no joy.
Pitakaka takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kirbs drops Pitakaka with a right and a left! Kirbs comes rushing in but Pitakaka regains his composure and manages to keep Kirbs in guard.
It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Kirbs prevents Pitakaka from getting back to his feet.
Kirbs controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Kirbs drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Pitakaka dives on top into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pitakaka trying to stand up but can't free himself from Kirbs's guard.
Kirbs is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Kirbs is looking for a triangle but Pitakaka pushes his legs off easily.
Kirbs working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Pitakaka doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Kirbs is tightening it up a little... Pitakaka has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Pitakaka reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Pitakaka taps out! Nice BJJ there by Kirbs!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Trent Quo Titan Kirbs!
A relieved looking Trent Quo Titan Kirbs thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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