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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Joe Dirt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bjj Ground (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe Dirt has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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165 lbs
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160 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joe Dirt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bjj Ground!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Matheus Silva and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dirt closes the distance and clinches.
Ground has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Dirt uses from the top position.
Ground is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dirt will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Ground looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dirt loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dirt engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Dirt decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Ground, up you get!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dirt gets the takedown into side control.
Dirt moves into full mount!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirt controlling the position easily from mount.
Ground prevents Dirt from taking his back.
Dirt working for a submission but Ground is keeping him at bay.
Dirt controlling the pace for now.
Ground tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dirt goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Ground is on top in guard.
Dirt wants to sweep but no luck.
Ground wants to control from the top but Dirt keeps moving.
Ground is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Ground controlling from the top position.
Dirt wants to sweep here but Ground controlling him for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ground trying to control the position from guard on top but Dirt is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ground might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Dirt haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Dirt had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Ground defends it easily.
Dirt not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Ground is pushing down on Dirt's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dirt is fighting to maintain full guard but Ground has managed to sneak the leg through.
Dirt has his hands clasped together around Ground's back. He's all about the action.
Dirt slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Ground trying to control but Dirt is working from the bottom.
Dirt is pulling down on Ground's head to control his posture.
Ground content to stall in guard here.
Ground looking to pass the guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ground wants to control from the top but Dirt keeps moving.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Dirt dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dirt gets a clinch.
Ground doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ground tightens his grip and picks Dirt up, before dumping him to the ground. Dirt manages to land in guard.
Dirt escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ground gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Dirt managing to control the position.
Dirt escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ground gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dirt is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Ground defends well.
Dirt trying to control the position here.
Ground should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ground looking to sit in guard and control but Dirt gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Dirt is stalling in the full guard.
Ground throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Dirt sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Ground's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ground tries to get to full guard but Dirt has control of the leg.
Ground trying to hold on to Dirt's head to control him but Dirt postures up.
Dirt looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Dirt is trying for a kimura here. Ground looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Dirt wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Joe Dirt!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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