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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between RR Combis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Furry Monster Truck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Furry Monster Truck was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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280 lbs
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270 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, RR Combis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Furry Monster Truck!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Monster Truck cracks Combis with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Combis walks into a straight right hand from Monster Truck.
Monster Truck swinging wildly here.
Combis looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Monster Truck is fending him off so far but Combis persists. Nope, Monster Truck circles away and we're back to standing.
Combis tries to close the distance and clinch but Monster Truck swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Monster Truck lands a nice hook to Combis's body. Combis takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Combis tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Combis feints and then cracks Monster Truck's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Monster Truck down.
Combis is looking to clinch but Monster Truck is avoiding it.
Monster Truck doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Monster Truck throws a one two combo.
Monster Truck works Combis's body with a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Combis throws a head kick but Monster Truck moves out of range.
It seemed like Monster Truck was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Monster Truck cracks Combis with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Monster Truck has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Combis to stand back up!
Combis is rocked!
Monster Truck with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Combis is breathing heavily.
Monster Truck ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Monster Truck throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Combis stumbling backwards into the cage! Combis bounces back off the cage towards Monster Truck, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! Monster Truck lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! Monster Truck celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Furry Monster Truck!
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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