PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mega Minion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnost Paskalev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paskalev comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Minion
vs
Paskalev

159 cm
25
142 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

173 cm
26
153 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mega Minion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Arnost Paskalev!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Shimada and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Minion misses with a kick to the body

and Paskalev counters with a takedown into side control.

Paskalev is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Minion knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Paskalev cracks Minion with a big right hand but Minion just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Minion is looking for a sweep.
Paskalev throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Paskalev cracks Minion with a big elbow.
Minion takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Minion is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Paskalev missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Minion is looking for a sweep. Paskalev is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Minion taking some punishment here, with Paskalev in his half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Minion is trying to get back to full guard.
Paskalev slips a nice elbow through Minion's hands, connecting with Minion's forehead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Minion is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Minion is not content to let Paskalev control the position.

Paskalev is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Paskalev wants to pass the guard but Minion is defending well.
Minion might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Minion regains full guard. Nicely done.
Minion looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Minion isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Paskalev stacks Minion on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Paskalev!
Minion's coaches at IMMA Gym of Elite ASS have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Paskalev is putting a hurting on Minion here, landing some big shots from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paskalev working the ground and pound.
Minion stops Paskalev from passing to mount.
Paskalev working the body and head with strikes.
Paskalev is putting a hurting on Minion here, landing some big shots from side control.
Paskalev scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Minion to see if he's OK.

Paskalev is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Minion has escaped the position, nice work there.

Paskalev in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Minion is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Arnost Paskalev!
Post fight, an emotional Arnost Paskalev said 'The dude's persona was Jack Kraken. Why the fuck did you do that? Where's the fun in it? You suck the joy of this game...'.