PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Zsamot Bollog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cok Chestnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chestnar has chosen Detachable Penis as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bollog
vs
Chestnar

211 cm
25
245 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
280 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zsamot Bollog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cok Chestnar!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bollog thuds his shin into the meat of Chestnar's side.
Chestnar looks to land a right hand but Bollog moved out of range.
A big right from Chestnar misses.
Bollog fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Chestnar checks it well.
Bollog throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bollog tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Chestnar paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chestnar throws a big shot that misses.
Chestnar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bollog ducks under a wild hook from Chestnar.
Chestnar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cok Chestnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chestnar lands an overhand right.
Bollog tries to close the distance and clinch but Chestnar swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Chestnar thuds a left hand into Bollog's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Bollog closes the distance and clinches.
Bollog blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A frustrated look appears on Bollog's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Chestnar is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.

Chestnar's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A punch lands to the side of Bollog 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bollog tries to bum rush Chestnar with a series of wild strikes but Chestnar uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Bollog clinches with his opponent.
Chestnar is trying to push Bollog away but Bollog has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Chestnar looking to stall.
Chestnar tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bollog avoids it.
Chestnar is looking to control Bollog's arms but Bollog gets an underhook and turns him. Now Chestnar has his back to the ropes.
Chestnar wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Chestnar escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chestnar lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Chestnar misses with a looping left.
Chestnar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Bollog gets a clinch.
Bollog wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chestnar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chestnar trying to control the position but instead, Bollog has worked for underhooks and has pushed Chestnar into the ropes.
Bollog looking to stall.
Bollog is trying to break the clinch but Chestnar has him pressed against the ropes.
Bollog is trying to stall.
Bollog tries to break free but Chestnar pushes him back against the ropes.
Bollog is trying to maintain a safe position but Chestnar gets an underhook and turns Bollog into the ropes.

Bollog's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chestnar blocks a head kick by Bollog.
Chestnar looks to land a right hand but Bollog moved out of range.
Bollog tries to clinch there but Chestnar circles away.

Bollog takes the fight into the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bollog keeps control of Chestnar as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bollog avoiding damage as Chestnar throws knees to the body.
Bollog's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Chestnar stalling in the clinch but Bollog improves position.
Chestnar misses with a body punch.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.

Bollog breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Chestnar throws a hook but Bollog avoids it easily.
Bollog tries to clinch but Chestnar moves away
and Chestnar counters with a nice uppercut.
Chestnar uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bollog has time to react.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bollog has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chestnar finds it's way round the side to connect with Bollog's head.
Bollog tries to land a front kick but Chestnar steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bollog avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chestnar throws a right and a left that Bollog avoids nicely.
Chestnar tries to move into range but Bollog moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Chestnar connects with the punch.
Bollog ducks right into an uppercut from Chestnar.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chestnar throws a hook but Bollog avoids it easily.
Bollog slips a straight right by Chestnar.
Bollog tries to clinch but Chestnar moves out of range.
Chestnar misses with an uppercut. Bollog saw that one coming.
A shot to the body from Bollog misses
letting Chestnar counter with a right hand.
Bollog is looking to clinch but Chestnar is avoiding it.
Bollog takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bollog tries to clinch up
letting Chestnar counter with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cok Chestnar dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Chestnar throws a shot to the body.
Chestnar throws the left hand but Bollog avoids the punch easily.
Chestnar throws a hook but Bollog blocks it.
Chestnar misses with a straight left.
Bollog steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chestnar.
Cok Chestnar seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chestnar throws a hook but Bollog blocks it.
Bollog slips a jab from Chestnar.
Chestnar connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Chestnar loads up on a big right hand but Bollog slips the punch.
It looked like Bollog wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bollog tries to clinch but Chestnar moves out of range.
Bollog tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Chestnar paws at him with a jab and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chestnar looks to score with a jab to the body but Bollog is just out of range.
Bollog is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Chestnar throws a hook but Bollog blocks it.
Zsamot Bollog is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bollog on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

Chestnar closes the distance and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bollog tries to break the clinch but Chestnar is controlling the position.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Chestnar misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bollog.
A head punch on the inside from Chestnar fails to land.
Chestnar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bollog tries to break the clinch but Chestnar is controlling the position.
Bollog blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chestnar tries to throw a body punch but Bollog avoids it by throwing Chestnar back against the ropes.
Chestnar tries to throw a body punch but Bollog avoids it by throwing Chestnar back against the ropes.
Bollog blocks an uppercut.
Chestnar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bollog is trying to break the clinch but Chestnar is controlling him.
Chestnar throws a head punch that misses.
Chestnar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chestnar has a couple of punches blocked by Bollog.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chestnar trying to land knees to the body.
Bollog tries to break free but Chestnar pushes him back against the ropes.
Chestnar blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bollog managing to block the knees to the body from Chestnar.
Bollog is trying to push Chestnar away but Chestnar has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Chestnar can't break the clinch.
Bollog wants to break free but Chestnar has control.
Chestnar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Chestnar as Bollog tries to tie him up.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Bollog managing to block the knees to the body from Chestnar.
Chestnar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Bollog escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chestnar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chestnar throws a lazy right hand but Bollog sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bollog is looking to clinch.
Chestnar swings widly with a right hand
and Bollog counters with a series of strikes. Chestnar will be more careful next time no doubt.
Chestnar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bollog.
Bollog tries to clinch but Chestnar moves away
and Bollog takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chestnar pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A slow jab from Chestnar misses its intended target.
Bollog connects with a high kick.
Chestnar might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bollog misses with a double jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Chestnar! But no joy.
Bollog staying out of range there.
Bollog tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Chestnar manages to circle out of the way.

Bollog instigates a clinch.

Bollog's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chestnar throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chestnar loads up on a big right hand but Bollog slips the punch.
Bollog takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Chestnar looks to land a left hand but Bollog moved out of range nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bollog moves out of range of the strikes.
Chestnar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bollog.
Bollog is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Chestnar.
Chestnar throws a jab when Bollog was well out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Bollog 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bollog tries to clinch but Chestnar moves away
and Chestnar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Bollog misses.
A head kick misses from Bollog.
Bollog throws a head kick that misses
and Chestnar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Chestnar tries to clinch up.
Chestnar jabs Bollog right on the nose. Bollog blinks but takes it well.
Bollog slips under a jab from Chestnar.
Chestnar lands the left hand.
Chestnar throws a jab but it's blocked by Bollog.
Bollog fails in his attempt to clinch.
A big right from Chestnar misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cok Chestnar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Chestnar darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bollog takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bollog's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Chestnar connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bollog scrambles back to his feet.

Bollog is rocked!
Chestnar cracks Bollog with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cok Chestnar!
A very excited looking Cok Chestnar rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.