PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gordon Hammet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hammet comes to the cage accompanied by Finger Eleven - Slow Chemical. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hammet
vs
Dong

200 cm
36
299 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

150 cm
26
308 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gordon Hammet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ding Dong!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Josh West and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dong shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hammet but Hammet pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Dong shoots in and drives through. Hammet sprawls well.
Hammet scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dong doesn't seem bothered though.
Hammet lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Hammet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Hammet lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Hammet throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hammet lands a head kick. Dong smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Hammet with a nice cross.
Gordon Hammet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hammet is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Dong is rocked!
Hammet connects with a superb combination that knocks Dong out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Hammet before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Dong!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Gordon Hammet!
A very excited looking Gordon Hammet made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.