PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keijo Harkimo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Convicted Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Harkimo
vs
Killer

214 cm
37
262 lbs
32 - 21 - 0

200 cm
33
298 lbs
23 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Milwaukee's Best 160 (80% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Keijo Harkimo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Convicted Killer!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killer thuds a left hand into Harkimo's body.
Killer throws a sloppy head kick and Harkimo moves out of range easily.
Killer just misses with a punch to the body.
Harkimo looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The crowd cheers as Killer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Harkimo doesn't seem phased though.
Harkimo throws a body shot but no joy.
Killer unleashes a big counter combination but Harkimo bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Harkimo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Harkimo connects with a body shot that sends Killer's belly button to the back.
Harkimo misses with a body shot
and Harkimo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Killer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Harkimo slips a straight right by Killer.
Killer blocks the body kick.
Killer misses with a hook.
Good leg kick by Killer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Killer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killer misses with a series of wild punches.
Harkimo scores with a nice strike.

It looks like Convicted Killer has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harkimo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Harkimo sets himself, and Killer steps forward looking for the clinch! Harkimo avoids it this time.
Harkimo misses the shot to the body.
Harkimo throws a leg kick but Killer checks it.
Killer avoids a kick to the body.
Killer throws a looping overhand right but Harkimo ducks down to avoid it.
Killer tests Harkimo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Harkimo misses with a low kick as Killer jumps back.
Killer throws a sloppy head kick and Harkimo moves out of range easily.
Killer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Harkimo scores with a shot to the body.
Harkimo is looking to score with low kicks.
Harkimo lands a nice hook to Killer's body. Killer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Killer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Harkimos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Killer throws a jab when Harkimo was well out of range.
Killer tries to score with a low kick but Harkimo moves his leg out of the way.
Harkimo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Harkimo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Harkimo. Those never looked like landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killer avoids the body shot from Harkimo.
Killer misses with a lunging right hand
and Harkimo counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Harkimo misses with a low kick.
Harkimo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Harkimo.
Harkimo jabs Killer right on the nose. Killer blinks but takes it well.
Harkimo defending well as Killer loads up on a big left hand.
Harkimo cracks a nice hook into Killer's ribs.
Good leg kick by Harkimo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Harkimo motions for Killer to come forward. Harkimo throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Killer drops his hands momentarily and Harkimo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Harkimo blocks a head kick by Killer.
A big right from Killer misses.
Killer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Harkimo throws a series of punches but Killer moves out of range.
Harkimo misses with a straight right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer misses with a looping left.
Harkimo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Harkimo throws a body punch but Killer moves out of range.
Harkimo is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Killer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harkimo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Killer.
Harkimo half committed to a counter leg kick.
Harkimo checks a low kick from Killer.
Killer misses with a wild body shot.
Harkimo turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Killer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Harkimo.
Harkimo throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Harkimo lands with a hook. Killer tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That has opened up Convicted Killer's cut even more.
Harkimo moves into range and connects with a jab.
Harkimo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Killer moves away.
Harkimo drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Killer right on the button. Killer goes down! Harkimo follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Harkimo gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Keijo Harkimo!
A very excited looking Keijo Harkimo rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.