PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Larry Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boris Gregorovitsj (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gregorovitsj has chosen Pink Panther Theme as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Boris Gregorovitsj is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Balls
vs
Gregorovitsj

180 cm
35
164 lbs
30 - 10 - 1

175 cm
34
164 lbs
27 - 17 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

KAISER
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Larry Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Boris Gregorovitsj!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Phil Schofield and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gregorovitsj jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Balls lands a leg kick that knocks Gregorovitsj off balance momentarily.
Balls connects with a single shot there.
Balls ducks under a wild hook from Gregorovitsj.
Gregorovitsj misses with an attempted mid kick.
Balls on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Gregorovitsj looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Balls half committed to a counter leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gregorovitsj.
Balls on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Balls misses the shot to the body.
Balls has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Wolf Training Lair in the buildup to the fight.
Balls shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Gregorovitsj but Gregorovitsj pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Balls tried to score with a low kick but Gregorovitsj checks it.
A bone on bone clash there as Balls blocks the leg kick.
Gregorovitsj avoids the body shot from Balls.
Balls avoids the head kick by Gregorovitsj.
Balls takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gregorovitsj looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gregorovitsj dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Balls. That did some damage!
Balls uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gregorovitsj.
A little feinted left hand from Balls on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Gregorovitsj punishes Balls's body with a nice straight punch.
Gregorovitsj tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Balls paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Balls thows a left - swing and a miss!
Gregorovitsj throws a sloppy body shot
and Balls counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Balls works Gregorovitsj's body with a nice hook.
Gregorovitsj fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gregorovitsj throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Balls throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Balls cracks Gregorovitsj with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Boris Gregorovitsj has been cut.
Gregorovitsj misses with an uppercut
and Gregorovitsj takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gregorovitsj looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Balls tries to score with a low kick but Gregorovitsj moves his leg out of the way.
Balls avoids the head kick by Gregorovitsj.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Balls pivots, looking for a leg kick but Gregorovitsj is out of range and Balls settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gregorovitsj bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Balls throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gregorovitsj sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gregorovitsj looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Gregorovitsj fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Balls has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Balls keeps the fight on the outside.
Balls looks for the body kick but Gregorovitsj saw that one coming.
Gregorovitsj is looking to clinch.
Gregorovitsj throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Gregorovitsj looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Gregorovitsj swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Balls throws a sloppy head kick and Gregorovitsj moves out of range easily.
Balls loads up on a big right hand but Gregorovitsj slips the punch.
Gregorovitsj throws a lazy head kick
and Balls cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Balls looks to land a right hand but Gregorovitsj moved out of range.
Gregorovitsj tries to clinch but Balls is having none of it.
Gregorovitsj tries to work over Balls's front leg with a kick but Balls checks it.
Balls ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gregorovitsj moves away.
Gregorovitsj throws a head kick but Balls moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gregorovitsj scores with a nice strike.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gregorovitsj. Balls does a little dance to reset his feet.
Balls misses with a low kick.
Gregorovitsj throws a body shot but no joy.
Balls connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Gregorovitsj lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Balls has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Balls and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Balls.
Balls slips a jab from Gregorovitsj.
Boris Gregorovitsj seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Balls avoids the head kick by Gregorovitsj.
Gregorovitsj ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Balls moves away.
Gregorovitsj takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Gregorovitsj ducks under a wild hook from Balls.
Gregorovitsj throws a wild body kick that Balls sees coming a mile off.
Gregorovitsj throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Balls takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Gregorovitsj walks into a stiff left hand from Balls.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gregorovitsj looks to throw the jab but Balls is out of range.
Balls fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gregorovitsj manages to avoid it.
Balls moves out of range of the body kick from Gregorovitsj.
Balls looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Balls takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Balls thumps Gregorovitsj with a low kick.
An inside leg kick from Gregorovitsj misses.
Balls changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Gregorovitsj is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Balls lands with a shot to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Gregorovitsj. Those never looked like landing.
Balls darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Balls is looking to clinch but Gregorovitsj is avoiding it.
We've been informed that Gregorovitsj has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Gregorovitsj uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Balls.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Balls connects with the punch.
Gregorovitsj takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Gregorovitsj is rocked!
Gregorovitsj leaves his chin hanging out and Balls seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Gregorovitsj crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Larry Balls!
After winning the bout, Larry Balls thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.