PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Bashman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Goodman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Bashman
vs
Goodman

225 cm
25
256 lbs
6 - 5 - 1

203 cm
28
274 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Machine Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Bashman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Goodman!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bashman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bashman really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Goodman throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bashman avoids the head kick by Goodman.
Goodman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bashman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Goodman takes a kick to the side of the head.
Bashman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bashman is looking to counter the offense by Goodman and move into the clinch.
Bashman lands a high kick!
Goodman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Goodman takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Bashman connects with a body shot.
Good leg kick by Bashman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bashman throws a nice outside leg kick.

Bashman drops Goodman with a beautiful combination! Goodman stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Bashman is looking for the KO!

Goodman is rocked!

It looks like John Goodman has been cut.
Goodman misses with a head kick.
Bashman blocks a head kick by Goodman.
Bashman finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Goodman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bashman throws a powerful right kick. Goodman tried to block low but the kick was high! Goodman was taken right off of his feet! Bashman jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hulk Bashman!
During a confident post fight interview, Hulk Bashman thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.