PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Dingerballs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonny Perry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dingerballs
vs
Perry

190 cm
28
270 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

200 cm
28
265 lbs
10 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Dingerballs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jonny Perry !
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dingerballs gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Perry wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Perry has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
A short right from Dingerballs.
Perry tries to pull guard but Dingerballs forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

Perry pulls guard.
Dingerballs with a nice head shot there.
Dingerballs lands a couple of elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dingerballs cracks Perry with a solid left hand.

Perry is rocked!
Dingerballs postures up in Perry 's guard and throws a big left but Perry blocks it.
Dingerballs in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dingerballs controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Dingerballs has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dingerballs throws a big right hand that misses.
Dingerballs is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Perry working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dingerballs.
Dingerballs stays in close to Perry 's body and controls the position.
Dingerballs postures up and lands a big shot to Perry 's brow.
Perry is still in real trouble! Can Dingerballs finish him?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dingerballs lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Dingerballs showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Dingerballs gets to his feet and stands over Perry , holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Perry felt that one! Dingerballs unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Perry from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Dingerballs!
Mike Dingerballs tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.