PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Aldo Pitbull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eder Falcao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falcao is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Itsy Bitsy Spider. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pitbull
vs
Falcao

188 cm
20
189 lbs
10 - 0 - 0

185 cm
20
200 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Héritage!
V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Machiavelli Boutique
Instinct

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Aldo Pitbull!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Eder Falcao!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Albert Achterberg and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitbull throws a chopping leg kick but Falcao manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pitbull ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pitbull works over Falcao's head and body with a nice combination.

It looks like Eder Falcao has been cut.
Pitbull throws a lazy uppercut
and Falcao counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pitbull lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Falcao has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Falcao and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pitbull walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Falcao drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Pitbull swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Falcao's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Aldo Pitbull!
Aldo Pitbull retains his middleweight title!
In defeat, Eder Falcao stepped up to the mic, saying 'I am disappointed but what can I do? Hats off to Aldo he is one tough dude. Thank you Liam for the title shot. I will go back home and train my ass off and we'll go from there. Thanks to my manager Matt Donovan, my sponsors; Instinct and Machiavelli. Thank you!'.