PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brick Shithouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kodokan Judan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Shithouse
vs
Judan

200 cm
23
300 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

225 cm
25
299 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Brick Shithouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kodokan Judan!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Shithouse fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Judan sprawls well initially but Shithouse persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Shithouse controlling the action here.
Judan is in trouble now - Shithouse has advanced to mount!
Shithouse tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

Shithouse working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shithouse misses with a head shot.

Shithouse looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Shithouse could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Judan is trying to escape the mount.
Shithouse takes Judan's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Judan is in trouble.
Shithouse lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Shithouse slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Judan trying to control but not successfully.

Shithouse is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Judan is defending well though. Shithouse let's go of the attempt for now.
Shithouse not allowing Judan to control his hands.
Shithouse lands punches and elbows.
Shithouse throwing wild punches that miss their target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Shithouse controlling the positon.
Shithouse lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by Shithouse.
Shithouse controlling the position well here. Judan rolled but Shithouse kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
Shithouse has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Judan is taking damage to the body and head.
Shithouse scores with punches and elbows.
Shithouse slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Judan trying to control the hands but Shithouse won't let him.
Shithouse is riding his opponent, not letting Judan buck him off.

Judan is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Shithouse gets his way!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Judan is in bad spot here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Shithouse looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Judan goes for a double leg but Shithouse avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Shithouse continues to drive forward.

Shithouse shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Shithouse was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Shithouse works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Judan really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Shithouse. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Judan is being controlled here.
Shithouse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Judan can do to turn this around?

Shithouse thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Judan is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shithouse controlling from side mount.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Judan shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Shithouse but Shithouse pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Judan fails to land the takedown.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kodokan Judan.
Judan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Shithouse clinches with his opponent.
Shithouse fails to pull guard.
Shithouse stalling the fight.

Shithouse breaks the clinch.
Judan throws a head kick that misses

and Shithouse moves into the clinch.

Judan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Shithouse's corner calls for a 1-2. Shithouse obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

It looks like Kodokan Judan has been cut.
Judan is looking to clinch.
Shithouse avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Judan fails with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Shithouse is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Judan's half guard.
Judan wants to stand back up but Shithouse manages to pass into side control.
Brick Shithouse overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Judan tries to control the position but he's not in luck - Shithouse easily slips into full mount!
Shithouse is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Judan can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Shithouse controlling from the full mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Judan is trying desperately to improve position.
Shithouse content just to control the position here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Shithouse takes Judan's back.

Shithouse has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Judan has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kodokan Judan's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Judan has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Judan tries to clinch but Shithouse is having none of it.
Shithouse fails with the takedown

and Judan counters by moving into the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Shithouse.

Judan is fighting off a takedown attempt but Shithouse is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Judan to the mat. Judan regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Shithouse controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse landing with the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Shithouse gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

Shithouse fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Judan, pushing him back against the cage.

Shithouse has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Judan uses from the top position.

Shithouse scrambles and gets back to his feet.

Shithouse rushes Judan and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Shithouse is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

Shithouse breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Shithouse shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Shithouse was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Judan tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
I really don't envy Judan right now.
Shithouse is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.

Shithouse working for the choke.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Shithouse is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Judan knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Judan for a finish.
Judan wants to escape the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Shithouse is persistently looking for the submission but Judan is defending it well.
Judan is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Judan covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Shithouse throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Judan!
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Shithouse is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shithouse has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Judan's body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
I really don't envy Judan right now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brick Shithouse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shithouse has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 30:24
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brick Shithouse!