PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyler McClain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cheech Burrito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McClain kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is New Found Glory - Ready and Willing. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

McClain
vs
Burrito

186 cm
19
240 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

199 cm
17
263 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tyler McClain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cheech Burrito !
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Sergei Dronov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McClain lands a jab to the head.
McClain throws a right and a left that Burrito avoids nicely.
Burrito slips under a jab.
Tyler McClain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McClain throws a right hand that Burrito ducks under and follows up with a left that Burrito also avoids with ease.
McClain shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Burrito pinned against the ropes. Burrito gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Burrito lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Burrito .
Burrito scores with the left hand. McClain knows he should have avoided that one.
McClain throws a combination that misses
and Burrito counters with a nice body shot.
We've been hearing reports that McClain has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
McClain throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McClain throws a right hand that Burrito ducks under and follows up with a left that Burrito also avoids with ease.
Burrito showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McClain.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Burrito does it's job there.
McClain fails to land with a series of punches.
McClain needs to keep his hands up - Burrito had a free shot at his head there.
McClain fails to land with a series of punches.
Burrito thuds his right hand into McClain's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
McClain keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Burrito tries to close the distance and clinch up but McClain swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McClain misses with a leg kick
enabling Burrito to counter with a crisp jab.
McClain misses with a hook to the body

and Burrito counters by moving into the clinch.
Burrito gets through McClain's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Burrito working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burrito throws a punch but it's blocked by McClain.
McClain trying to stall but Burrito improves his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Burrito .
McClain's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
McClain takes a shot to the head.
McClain is breathing heavily.
McClain takes a shot to the head.
McClain jumps guard but Burrito stands there with McClain around his waist. McClain gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Burrito lands a nice shot to the body.
Burrito lands a body punch.
Burrito lands a hook that snaps the head of McClain backwards.
Burrito lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Burrito - that landed with a thud.
A nice left hand lands by Burrito .
A short left from Burrito .

McClain is rocked!
Burrito struggles to land a body shot inside as McClain controls his hands.
Burrito lands with a light punch inside.
A shot in the inside from Burrito .
Oh McClain is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Burrito is leaning against McClain and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
McClain seems to have got his legs back now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Burrito .
Burrito lands a hook that snaps the head of McClain backwards.
Burrito lands a huge punch on the inside that knocks McClain senseless! Wow, what a way to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cheech Burrito !
A relieved looking Cheech Burrito thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.