PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonathan Trott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

The Impaler
vs
Trott

178 cm
39
178 lbs
37 - 25 - 3

180 cm
36
177 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 25 - 3, fighting out of New York, Vlad The Impaler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jonathan Trott!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Impaler misses with an uppercut.
The Impaler connects with a body shot.
The Impaler throws a shot to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Impaler darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Trott misses with a body shot
and The Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Trott thinking.
Trott blocks a head kick by The Impaler.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Impaler lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Trott has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Trott and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A low kick from Trott is predictable there
enabling The Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
The Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Trott moves away.
The Impaler is looking to chop away at Trott's legs.
The Impaler thumps Trott with a low kick.
Trott scores with a nice right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Trott misses the target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Trott keeps the fight on the outside.
Trott throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Impaler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
The Impaler slips a straight right by Trott.
The Impaler moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trott takes a swing at The Impaler's ribcage but misses.
An attempted straight right counter from The Impaler misses the target.
Trott misses with a kick to the body.
Jonathan Trott seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trott tries to work over The Impaler's front leg with a kick but The Impaler checks it.
The Impaler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Trott's calf.
The Impaler throws a hook but Trott avoids it easily.
The Impaler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Trott is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
The Impaler blocks the body kick.
The Impaler cracks the inside of Trott's front leg.
Jonathan Trott is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A big right from The Impaler misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Trott. The Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trott looks to score with a jab to the body but The Impaler is just out of range.
The Impaler misses with a low kick.

The Impaler feints and as Trott raises his hands in defense, The Impaler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The Impaler sitting in guard, not really doing much.

The Impaler looking to improve position, pressing down on Trott's thigh with his hand. Trott seems to be working to lock up a guilotine though... is The Impaler paying attention? Apparently not! He's locked it up tight! The Impaler's face has turned purple! Will he tap? Will he! YES! He's tapped! Trott picked his opening and made it count! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jonathan Trott!
In defeat, Vlad The Impaler stepped up to the mic, saying 'The fight shouldve been for the title!!!!! Muntz you got lucky again!!!'.