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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anthony Guile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell comes to the cage accompanied by Don't Stop Believing. Anthony Guile has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Yahweh Falwell's chin.
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144 lbs
1 - 54 - 0 |
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170 cm
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145 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 54 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anthony Guile!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guile closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Guile seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Falwell is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Guile scores with a couple of nice shots.
Guile is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Falwell looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Nice strikes from Guile there.
Guile landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Falwell taking some punishment here, with Guile in his half guard.
Falwell is rocked!
Ground and pound from Guile.
Oh Falwell is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Guile lands a big elbow - Falwell is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Guile!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anthony Guile!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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