PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steve eats poop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucifer Maia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Steve eats poop has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

eats poop
vs
Maia

190 cm
22
213 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
20
205 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve eats poop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lucifer Maia!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
eats poop throws a hook to the side of Maia's head but Maia sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Maia shoots in and bounces eats poop off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Maia trying to control but eats poop is working from the bottom.
Maia wants to pass the guard but eats poop is keeping the position.

Maia is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Maia drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but eats poop manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Maia has eats poop in his guard.

eats poop is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
eats poop looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
Maia gets his hands free as eats poop looks to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
eats poop is in bad spot here.
Maia is trying to stick to eats poop's back but eats poop is turning into Maia. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Maia's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by eats poop.
eats poop wants to pass the guard but Maia is keeping the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maia has a closed guard, preventing eats poop from standing up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Maia looking to control.
Maia might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control eats poop kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
eats poop misses with a looping left.
eats poop jabbing away but nothing is landing.
eats poop misses with a two punch combination.
Maia blocks a jab.
eats poop jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
eats poop looks to land a combination. Maia sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
eats poop misses with an uppercut. Maia saw that one coming.

eats poop gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
eats poop trying to control the position.
eats poop looking to control but Maia passes into half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

eats poop is defending against the submission attempts here by Maia.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucifer Maia dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

eats poop works over Maia's head and body with a nice combination.
eats poop lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Lucifer Maia has been cut.
eats poop jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
eats poop misses with a body shot.
eats poop keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Maia takes a shot right to the bread basket.
eats poop slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
eats poop misses with a looping left.
A combination from eats poop does no damage.
eats poop lands a nice shot to the body.

Maia changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. eats poop looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
eats poop tries to buck Maia off but Maia is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Maia thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Maia is breathing heavily.
Maia trying to control the action but eats poop is working from the bottom.
eats poop is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
eats poop manages to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
eats poop tries to roll over but Maia keeps him under control.

eats poop is defending against the submission attempts here by Maia.
eats poop is trying to control but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Maia in particular looking to stall.

Maia is looking for submissions but instead, eats poop has regained full guard.

Maia drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and eats poop dives on top into guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Maia keeping moving, preventing eats poop from controlling successfully.

Maia had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. eats poop is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Maia Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take eats poop's back instead.
eats poop manages to reverse the position and now he's in Maia's guard. Nice work there by eats poop.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Steve eats poop dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lucifer Maia's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

eats poop scores with a jab. Maia acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Maia ducks under a wild hook from eats poop.
Maia showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from eats poop.
eats poop rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Maia moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
eats poop misses with a looping right.

Maia looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for eats poop!
eats poop can't escape the position.

Maia looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
eats poop wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Maia takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
eats poop is trying to escape the mount.
Maia trying to control but he's not successful this time.
eats poop keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Maia wants to control the pace but eats poop is squirming around nicely.
eats poop bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

Maia working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. eats poop doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. eats poop manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Maia looking for the RNC.

Maia is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. eats poop is defending well though. Maia let's go of the attempt for now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lucifer Maia comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Maia has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lucifer Maia!