PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Troll ShitBrickHouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dominic Fortune (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Troll ShitBrickHouse is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

ShitBrickHouse
vs
Fortune

150 cm
27
166 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

170 cm
23
160 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Héritage!

GREEN!160
Héritage!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Troll ShitBrickHouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dominic Fortune!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fortune throws a combination but it was largely blocked by ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
ShitBrickHouse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fortune fakes high and swings low for a body shot but ShitBrickHouse manages to avoid it.
Fortune showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from ShitBrickHouse.
Fortune looks to score with a jab to the body but ShitBrickHouse is just out of range.
Fortune misses with a wild body shot.
Fortune throws a shot from downtown. ShitBrickHouse moves away and avoids it.
Fortune throws a body punch but ShitBrickHouse moves out of range.
ShitBrickHouse wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A big left from ShitBrickHouse misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
ShitBrickHouse takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

It looks like Troll ShitBrickHouse has been cut.
Fortune scores with a jab to the body.
ShitBrickHouse slips a jab and a cross from Fortune.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fortune looks to throw the jab but ShitBrickHouse is out of range.
ShitBrickHouse lands a really nice looking cross but Fortune seems unphased.
Fortune is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down ShitBrickHouse rather than just go for the knockout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortune misses the jab.
ShitBrickHouse tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Fortune manages to circle out of the way.

ShitBrickHouse has taken the fight to the clinch.
Fortune blocks an elbow strike.
Fortune lands with a right to the head.
Fortune swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fortune blocks a body shot from ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow that misses.
ShitBrickHouse lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fortune swings wildly with an uppercut but ShitBrickHouse uses good head movement to avoid it.
ShitBrickHouse really is built like a bowling ball. I wonder if he'd roll if you pushed him down a hill...
Fortune throws a head punch that misses.
Fortune swings wildly with an uppercut but ShitBrickHouse uses good head movement to avoid it.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fortune prevents a body shot from ShitBrickHouse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Fortune dodges an elbow strike from ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse blocking some punches.
ShitBrickHouse tries a body shot but Fortune blocks it.
Fortune blocks an elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow but misses.
Fortune blocks the elbow strike.
Fortune has a couple of punches blocked by ShitBrickHouse.
Fortune avoids the elbow strike from ShitBrickHouse, against the cage.
Fortune avoids the elbow strike from ShitBrickHouse, against the cage.
Fortune prevents a body shot from ShitBrickHouse.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, ShitBrickHouse just misses with a elbow thrown towards Fortune's brow.
Fortune goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fortune scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fortune goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fortune throws a punch but it's blocked by ShitBrickHouse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow just above Fortune 's eye.
Fortune gets through ShitBrickHouse's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fortune lands a hook that snaps the head of ShitBrickHouse backwards.
Fortune misses with a punch to the body.
ShitBrickHouse tries a body shot but Fortune blocks it.
ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow but it misses.
ShitBrickHouse blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fortune.
Good body shot from Fortune.
Fortune misses with a body punch.
A short uppercut from ShitBrickHouse.
Fortune misses with some punches.
Fortune throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Fortune on the inside.
Fortune misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fortune misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fortune blocks the elbow strike.
Fortune fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
ShitBrickHouse blocks an uppercut.
With the fighters up against the cage, ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow but misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fortune is trying to push ShitBrickHouse away but ShitBrickHouse has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Fortune blocks the elbow strike.
ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow that misses.
ShitBrickHouse blocks an uppercut.
Fortune has a couple of punches blocked by ShitBrickHouse.
Fortune blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fortune lands with a right to the head.
Fortune fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
ShitBrickHouse pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Fortune goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fortune dodges an elbow strike from ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dominic Fortune dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Troll ShitBrickHouse's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Fortune slips under a jab from ShitBrickHouse.
Fortune misses with a double jab.
Troll ShitBrickHouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fortune lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but ShitBrickHouse circles away quickly and effectively.
Fortune wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
ShitBrickHouse throws a right and a left that both miss.
ShitBrickHouse walks into a jab.
Fortune misses with a hook. ShitBrickHouse ducked under it nicely.
Fortune feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits ShitBrickHouses jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A punch combination from Fortune misses.
Dominic Fortune is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fortune works over ShitBrickHouse's head and body with a nice combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fortune keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from ShitBrickHouse.
A looping hook to the body misses from ShitBrickHouse. Fortune does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fortune throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
ShitBrickHouse gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
ShitBrickHouse misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortune connects with a crisp jab.
ShitBrickHouse throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fortune slips under a jab from ShitBrickHouse.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
ShitBrickHouse has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Fortune cracks ShitBrickHouse with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A punch combination from ShitBrickHouse misses.
Fortune connects with a jab.
Nice straight punches there by ShitBrickHouse. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fortune.

Fortune lands a left and a right that send ShitBrickHouse crashing to the mat, dazed. Fortune thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

ShitBrickHouse is rocked!

Troll ShitBrickHouse's cut is getting worse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fortune throws a right and a left that both miss.
Oh ShitBrickHouse is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fortune has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a wild body shot.

Fortune feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends ShitBrickHouse sprawling to the canvas! ShitBrickHouse rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Fortune finish him?!
Fortune connects with a combination that backs up ShitBrickHouse into the cage. Fortune lands a flurry of punches that gets past ShitBrickHouse's guard. ShitBrickHouse is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Fortune bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dominic Fortune!