PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Conrad Mcgillicutty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mushroomhead - Qwerty kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mcgillicutty
vs
Wyatt

225 cm
20
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

200 cm
20
295 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Conrad Mcgillicutty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, John Roberts and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Wyatt will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Mcgillicutty clinches.
Wyatt working aggressively here.
Mcgillicutty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mcgillicutty scores with a hook to the body.
Mcgillicutty leaning his opponent against the cage.
Mcgillicutty scores with a shoulder strike.
Wyatt misses with a punch on the inside.
Wyatt misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mcgillicutty.
Wyatt blocking some punches.
Mcgillicutty throws a punch but it's blocked by Wyatt.
Mcgillicutty misses with a body punch.
Mcgillicutty tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wyatt's elbow.
Wyatt lands an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mcgillicutty lands a right hand.
Wyatt can't find room to land a body shot as Mcgillicutty controls the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcgillicutty tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wyatt's elbow.
Mcgillicutty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mcgillicutty softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
I was talking to Mcgillicutty's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcgillicutty.
Good body shot from Wyatt.
Wyatt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wyatt has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Mcgillicutty seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Wyatt can turn it around.
Wyatt scores with a shoulder strike.
Wyatt lands a shot to the body.
Mcgillicutty's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice left hand lands by Wyatt.
Wyatt swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcgillicutty uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wyatt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wyatt.
Wyatt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mcgillicutty or not.

Wyatt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Wyatt pushes Mcgillicutty up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mcgillicutty blocks an uppercut.
Wyatt blocks a body shot from Mcgillicutty.
Mcgillicutty misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcgillicutty goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mcgillicutty can't find room to land a body shot as Wyatt controls the action.
Wyatt swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcgillicutty uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mcgillicutty working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wyatt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mcgillicutty.
Mcgillicutty misses with a punch on the inside.
Mcgillicutty working aggressively here.
Wyatt presses Mcgillicutty against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Mcgillicutty throws a head punch that misses.
Mcgillicutty letting Wyatt take a breather here.
Mcgillicutty blocks an uppercut.
Wyatt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mcgillicutty tries to throw a body punch but Wyatt avoids it by throwing Mcgillicutty back against the cage.
Mcgillicutty misses with a body punch.
A right hook to the body lands for Wyatt.
Mcgillicutty is breathing heavily.
Mcgillicutty takes a shot to the head.
Good body shot from Wyatt.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wyatt.
Wyatt lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wyatt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wyatt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wyatt lands with a light punch inside.
Wyatt lands a nice shot to the body.
Wyatt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mcgillicutty.

Wyatt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mcgillicutty takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

Wyatt gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short left from Wyatt.
Wyatt can't find room to land a body shot as Mcgillicutty controls the action.
Wyatt prevents a body shot from Mcgillicutty.
Wyatt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wyatt misses with a punch on the inside.
Mcgillicutty lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mcgillicutty throws a punch but it's blocked by Wyatt.
Mcgillicutty misses with a punch on the inside.
Wyatt has a couple of punches blocked by Mcgillicutty.
Wyatt pushes Mcgillicutty back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Wyatt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wyatt chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mcgillicutty can pounce on him.
Wyatt with a jab.
Wyatt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Derp Wyatt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wyatt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wyatt throws a hook but Mcgillicutty blocks it.
Wyatt misses with an uppercut.
Mcgillicutty lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Wyatt lands an overhand right.
Mcgillicutty misses with an uppercut.
Wyatt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mcgillicutty moves away.
Wyatt misses with a body shot
and Mcgillicutty counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mcgillicutty ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mcgillicutty tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Wyatt manages to circle out of the way.
Mcgillicutty wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wyatt with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Mcgillicutty to score with a decent uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derp Wyatt dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Wyatt throws the left hand but Mcgillicutty avoids the punch easily.

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Mcgillicutty slips a jab from Wyatt.
Wyatt throws a right hand that misses
and Mcgillicutty counters with a nice uppercut.
Wyatt missing with a left hand there. Mcgillicutty was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wyatt wants to clinch up but Mcgillicutty keeps it at a distance.
Wyatt lands a body shot.
Wyatt looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mcgillicutty tries to move into range but Wyatt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wyatt misses the jab.
Mcgillicutty swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Mcgillicutty. Wyatt shrugs it off though.
Wyatt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wyatt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Mcgillicutty tries to clinch up but Wyatt circles away and keeps his distance.
Mcgillicutty keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A big right from Wyatt misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcgillicutty connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Derp Wyatt is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mcgillicutty has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wyatt misses with a two punch combination.
Mcgillicutty steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wyatt.
Mcgillicutty throws a hook but Wyatt avoids it easily.
Wyatt cracks Mcgillicutty with a right hand to the side of the head.
Mcgillicutty slips under a jab from Wyatt.
Mcgillicutty looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Wyatt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Derp Wyatt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wyatt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mcgillicutty swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Wyatt manages to break the clinch.
A combination from Wyatt does no damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wyatt misses with a left hand
and Mcgillicutty counters with a good low kick that Wyatt was not able to check.
Wyatt misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wyatt looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wyatt misses with an uppercut.
Mcgillicutty takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A swing and a miss from Wyatt.
Wyatt on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Wyatt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mcgillicutty, pushing him back against the cage.
Mcgillicutty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wyatt is leaning against Mcgillicutty and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wyatt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mcgillicutty blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wyatt lands a body shot.
Wyatt lands a nice uppercut.
Wyatt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wyatt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nice body punch from Wyatt - that landed with a thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wyatt lands a hook that snaps the head of Mcgillicutty backwards.
Wyatt lands a nice uppercut.
Wyatt lands a right hand.
Still in the clinch, Wyatt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wyatt lands a shoulder strike.
Wyatt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Mcgillicutty blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Wyatt fails to land.
Wyatt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mcgillicutty backwards.
Wyatt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mcgillicutty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Wyatt fails to land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wyatt tries to throw a body punch but Mcgillicutty avoids it by throwing Wyatt back against the cage.
Wyatt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wyatt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wyatt tries to throw a body punch but Mcgillicutty avoids it by throwing Wyatt back against the cage.
Mcgillicutty working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcgillicutty.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mcgillicutty working aggressively here.
Mcgillicutty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wyatt tries a body shot but Mcgillicutty blocks it.
Wyatt swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcgillicutty uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mcgillicutty has a couple of punches blocked by Wyatt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wyatt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcgillicutty.
Mcgillicutty doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcgillicutty.
A right hand to the body from Wyatt.
A hook to the body from Wyatt.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wyatt.
Wyatt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mcgillicutty backwards.
Good body shot from Wyatt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcgillicutty.
Wyatt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mcgillicutty backwards.
Mcgillicutty keeps control of Wyatt as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derp Wyatt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Derp Wyatt's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Mcgillicutty needs to keep his hands up - Wyatt had a free shot at his head there.
A swing and a miss from Wyatt.
Mcgillicutty slips a jab from Wyatt.
Wyatt throws a body punch but Mcgillicutty moves out of range.
Wyatt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mcgillicutty moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mcgillicutty fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wyatt connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mcgillicutty's hands.
Wyatt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wyatt throws a right hand that misses
and Mcgillicutty counters with a good low kick that Wyatt was not able to check.
Wyatt lands with a good body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wyatt throws a hook but Mcgillicutty avoids it easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wyatt throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wyatt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wyatt misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcgillicutty staying out of range there.
Mcgillicutty slips under a jab.
Mcgillicutty moves forwards but Wyatt connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wyatt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mcgillicutty appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Wyatt throws a right and a left that Mcgillicutty avoids nicely.
Wyatt misses with a lunging right hand
and Mcgillicutty counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mcgillicutty tests Wyatt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mcgillicutty.
Mcgillicutty pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wyatt throws the left hand but Mcgillicutty avoids the punch easily.
A jab lands there for Wyatt.

Mcgillicutty rushes Wyatt and presses him up against the cage.
Mcgillicutty has a couple of punches blocked by Wyatt.
Conrad Mcgillicutty has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcgillicutty.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mcgillicutty lands a nice uppercut.
Wyatt swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcgillicutty uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wyatt.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mcgillicutty.
Mcgillicutty lands with a light punch inside.
Wyatt tries to throw a body punch but Mcgillicutty avoids it by throwing Wyatt back against the cage.
Mcgillicutty doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wyatt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wyatt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mcgillicutty blocks a body shot from Wyatt.
Mcgillicutty tries to work over Wyatt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wyatt gets through Mcgillicutty's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wyatt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mcgillicutty blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wyatt.
Wyatt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mcgillicutty blocks a body shot from Wyatt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcgillicutty lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Wyatt - that landed with a thud.
Wyatt lands a body shot.
Wyatt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mcgillicutty backwards.
Wyatt misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcgillicutty.
Mcgillicutty blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mcgillicutty's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wyatt lands a left hand.
A short uppercut from Wyatt.
Wyatt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wyatt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mcgillicuttys head.
Wyatt digs a right hand into Mcgillicutty's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mcgillicutty's gas tank.
Wyatt lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Wyatt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wyatt moves away from the strike by Mcgillicutty.

Wyatt rushes Mcgillicutty and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mcgillicutty's elbow.
A body shot lands from Wyatt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcgillicutty.
Mcgillicutty takes a shot to the head.
Mcgillicutty takes a shot to the head.
A short body shot lands from Wyatt as the two fighters clinch.
Wyatt swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcgillicutty uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wyatt presses Mcgillicutty against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Wyatt.
Wyatt pushes Mcgillicutty back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wyatt digs a right hand into Mcgillicutty's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mcgillicutty's gas tank.
Wyatt lands a left hand.
Wyatt pushes Mcgillicutty back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wyatt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mcgillicutty backwards.
Wyatt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wyatt digs a right hand underneath Mcgillicutty's ribcage. Mcgillicutty let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short uppercut from Wyatt.
Derp Wyatt is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Mcgillicutty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Derp Wyatt comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Wyatt has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Derp Wyatt!
During a confident post fight interview, Derp Wyatt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Conrad Mcgillicutty had this to say: 'A banana peel, damn. I shouldn't have eaten that before the fight. I was shitting yellow all day long before the fight! '.