PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jax Morrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zoolander has chosen Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Morrow
vs
Zoolander

185 cm
38
162 lbs
21 - 23 - 0

172 cm
31
168 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jax Morrow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Derek Zoolander!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Morrow misses with a two punch combination.
Morrow swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Zoolander counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Morrow can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Zoolander controls the pace.
Zoolander distracts Morrow with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

Morrow is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Zoolander is aware though and is defending well.
Morrow working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Zoolander.
Zoolander cracks Morrow with a solid left hand.
Zoolander landing with the ground and pound.
Zoolander throws a big elbow that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zoolander in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Morrow is looking to stand up but Zoolander isn't so interested in that idea.
Zoolander looking to sit in guard and control but Morrow gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander has control of Morrow's left arm, preventing Morrow from doing any damage.
Zoolander has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Zoolander keeping full guard, as Morrow tries to pass.
Morrow working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Zoolander looking to hit a scissor sweep but Morrow is one step ahead there.
Morrow working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Morrow trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Morrow being controlled here momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Morrow drops back, looking for a kneebar! Zoolander looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Zoolander looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Zoolander!

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Morrow is looking to regain half guard here but Zoolander keeps moving and retains side control.
Zoolander wants to control but Morrow is keeping him busy.
Zoolander in side control lands a decent elbow.
Morrow taking a bit of punishment here - Zoolander scoring with strikes.
Morrow regains half guard, as Zoolander was trying to land strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander working the head and body with strikes.
Zoolander content to control rather than advance.
Zoolander frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Zoolander cracks Morrow with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Derek Zoolander!
Derek Zoolander made sure to mention his sponsor, Just Fight (Everything 8$) in his post fight interview.