PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnold Schwarzenegger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vihtori Kellolinnake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schwarzenegger comes to the cage accompanied by Destroy Everything. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Schwarzenegger
vs
Kellolinnake

193 cm
26
260 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

190 cm
25
265 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vihtori Kellolinnake!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Schwarzenegger moves into range and clinches up with Kellolinnake.
Schwarzenegger is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Kellolinnake is defending well.
Kellolinnake pushes Schwarzenegger back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schwarzenegger drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kellolinnake tries a knee to the head but Schwarzenegger blocks it.
Kellolinnake cracks Schwarzenegger with a nice body shot.
Kellolinnake taking a breather.

Schwarzenegger pulls guard.
Kellolinnake slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Kellolinnake missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwarzenegger tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Schwarzenegger working a defensive guard here.
Schwarzenegger is looking to sweep but instead, Kellolinnake has passed into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger tries to get to full guard but Kellolinnake has control of the leg.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Kellolinnake missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Schwarzenegger misses the jab.
Kellolinnake scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kellolinnake lands a leg kick that knocks Schwarzenegger off balance momentarily.
Schwarzenegger throws a right hand that Kellolinnake ducks under and follows up with a left that Kellolinnake also avoids with ease.
Kellolinnake lands a head kick!
Schwarzenegger takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Schwarzenegger throws a leg kick but Kellolinnake checks it.
Schwarzenegger slips a jab and a cross from Kellolinnake.
Schwarzenegger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kellolinnake manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kellolinnake.
Schwarzenegger changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Schwarzenegger goes for a double leg but Kellolinnake avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Kellolinnake continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schwarzenegger connects with the punch.
Schwarzenegger throws a hook but Kellolinnake avoids it easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schwarzenegger takes a swing at Kellolinnake's ribcage but misses.
Schwarzenegger misses with a body kick.
Schwarzenegger moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Vihtori Kellolinnake is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kellolinnake lands a head shot.
A left lands for Schwarzenegger.

It looks like Vihtori Kellolinnake has been cut.
Kellolinnake fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kellolinnake misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger looks to land a combination but Kellolinnake avoids it well.
Kellolinnake drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Schwarzenegger blocks a head kick by Kellolinnake.
Kellolinnake scores with a kick to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Kellolinnake finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kellolinnake moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Schwarzenegger is breathing heavily.
Kellolinnake works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kellolinnake throws a shot to the body.
Kellolinnake misses with a head kick.
Schwarzenegger fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kellolinnake.
Kellolinnake throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Schwarzenegger feinted with a counter takedown.
Schwarzenegger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kellolinnake scores with a sloppy right hand. Schwarzenegger should have avoided that one.
Schwarzenegger throws a big shot that misses.
Kellolinnake avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kellolinnake throws out a counter right but Schwarzenegger avoids it with no problem.

Schwarzenegger closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Schwarzenegger lands in his opponent's guard.
Kellolinnake bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Schwarzenegger's guard.
Schwarzenegger is trying to keep Kellolinnake in close.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kellolinnake postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Schwarzenegger looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Kellolinnake has picked Schwarzenegger up and slammed him! Schwarzenegger can't keep hold of the triangle and Kellolinnake manages to pass to side control!
Schwarzenegger is trying to improve his position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Kellolinnake scoring with punches from side control.
Schwarzenegger tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Schwarzenegger on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Schwarzenegger is trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Vihtori Kellolinnake will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Vihtori Kellolinnake's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Schwarzenegger shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kellolinnake but Kellolinnake pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Schwarzenegger pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schwarzenegger takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Schwarzenegger scores with a jab. Kellolinnake acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Schwarzenegger dives in for a single leg takedown but Kellolinnake sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Schwarzenegger keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kellolinnake.
Schwarzenegger drops down looking for a counter takedown but Kellolinnake sprawls and moves away.
Schwarzenegger changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kellolinnake stuffs the takedown attempt from Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schwarzenegger avoids the head kick by Kellolinnake.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwarzenegger closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kellolinnake circles away.
Kellolinnake connects with an inside leg kick.
Schwarzenegger dives in and grabs Kellolinnake's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kellolinnake pushes down on Schwarzenegger's head and hops out.
Schwarzenegger shoots in looking for a takedown. Kellolinnake tries to sprawl out of it but Schwarzenegger keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kellolinnake manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kellolinnake lands a nice looking body shot.
Arnold Schwarzenegger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kellolinnake connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kellolinnake jabs at Schwarzenegger's body.
Schwarzenegger has his takedown stuffed
and Kellolinnake counters with a straight right hand.

Kellolinnake closes the distance and clinches.
Kellolinnake lands a left hand.
Kellolinnake stalling.
Kellolinnake slows down the pace here.
Kellolinnake throws a head punch that misses.
Kellolinnake throws a punch but it's blocked by Schwarzenegger.
Kellolinnake throws a punch but it's blocked by Schwarzenegger.
Kellolinnake tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kellolinnake gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Schwarzenegger.
Kellolinnake using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Schwarzenegger has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kellolinnake misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger tries to score a body lock takedown but Kellolinnake shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Schwarzenegger is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Kellolinnake pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Kellolinnake has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Schwarzenegger seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Kellolinnake can turn it around.
Kellolinnake lands a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Still in the clinch, Kellolinnake scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kellolinnake with a knee to the head.
Kellolinnake lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schwarzenegger backwards.
A short uppercut from Kellolinnake.
Kellolinnake using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kellolinnake with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kellolinnake scores a nice knee to the body.
Schwarzenegger's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Schwarzenegger fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Kellolinnake lands a good knee to the midsection. Schwarzenegger won't want to take too many of those.
A nice left hand lands by Kellolinnake.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kellolinnake holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kellolinnake scores with a shot to the side of Schwarzenegger's head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kellolinnake.
Kellolinnake prevents the takedown attempt.
Schwarzenegger blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kellolinnake gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Schwarzenegger.
Kellolinnake pushes Schwarzenegger back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kellolinnake.
Kellolinnake tries to land knees in the clinch but Schwarzenegger avoids the damage to the body.
Schwarzenegger tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kellolinnake tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kellolinnake lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Schwarzenegger tries to pull guard but Kellolinnake won't allow it.
Schwarzenegger can't get the takedown.
Kellolinnake manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kellolinnake is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kellolinnake working Schwarzenegger over with knees to the body.
Schwarzenegger being controlled against the cage.

Kellolinnake lands a big knee from the Thai clinch and Schwarzenegger goes down hard! The ref takes a good look at him but he's still defending himself. Kellolinnake in side control.

Schwarzenegger is rocked!

It looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schwarzenegger tries to bench press Kellolinnake off him but Kellolinnake keeps the position.
Kellolinnake just content to control the position.
Check out the look on Kellolinnake's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Kellolinnake working the ground and pound from side control.
Schwarzenegger is trying to escape the position but Kellolinnake is controlling the position.
Schwarzenegger takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vihtori Kellolinnake showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Schwarzenegger shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kellolinnake pinned against the cage. Kellolinnake gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kellolinnake throws a leg kick

and Schwarzenegger counters with a single leg into guard. Kellolinnake didn't expect that.
Kellolinnake manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Schwarzenegger manages to get himself to full guard.
Kellolinnake controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Kellolinnake trying to control but Schwarzenegger is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kellolinnake preventing the sweep.
Schwarzenegger is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Schwarzenegger is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kellolinnake defends well.
Schwarzenegger is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Schwarzenegger looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Kellolinnake wants to control from the top but Schwarzenegger keeps moving.
Kellolinnake has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schwarzenegger is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Kellolinnake content to stall in guard here.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Kellolinnake loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Kellolinnake throws a lazy uppercut

and Schwarzenegger decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Kellolinnake's guard.
Kellolinnake has control of Schwarzenegger's left arm, preventing Schwarzenegger from doing any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Kellolinnake is on top in guard.
Kellolinnake slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Schwarzenegger looking to control.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kellolinnake trying to control but Schwarzenegger is working from the bottom.
Schwarzenegger is trying to control the position but Kellolinnake postures up.

Schwarzenegger looking for subs off his back but Kellolinnake has passed one foot through into half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Schwarzenegger wants to get back to full guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Schwarzenegger fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kellolinnake dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Schwarzenegger. That did some damage!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Schwarzenegger fails with the takedown
and Kellolinnake counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kellolinnake lands a jab to Schwarzenegger's midsection.
Schwarzenegger on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kellolinnake. Kellolinnake obviously looking to wear him down.
Kellolinnake ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Schwarzenegger lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kellolinnake has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kellolinnake and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Vihtori Kellolinnake seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kellolinnake buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Kellolinnake finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Schwarzenegger is looking to chop away at Kellolinnake's legs.
Kellolinnake looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nice body kick from Kellolinnake.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kellolinnake lands a leg kick that knocks Schwarzenegger off balance momentarily.
Kellolinnake scores with a hook.
Kellolinnake fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Schwarzenegger has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Schwarzenegger throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vihtori Kellolinnake comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Kellolinnake winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 26:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 26:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vihtori Kellolinnake!
Vihtori Kellolinnake thanked the fans post fight for their support.