PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Rare (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sweaty BallSack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BallSack has chosen Drowning Pool - Bodies as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Rare
vs
BallSack

194 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

199 cm
18
242 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, The Rare!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sweaty BallSack!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rare is looking to clinch but BallSack is avoiding it.
Rare tries to close the distance and clinch up but BallSack swats him away and circles back towards the center.

BallSack shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than BallSack was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Rare is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked BallSack off and has taken his back!

Rare is working for a rear naked choke. BallSack is not defending it well and Rare has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! BallSack refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of BallSack's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). The Rare!
The defeated Sweaty BallSack had this to say: 'I will get you next time! I need a beer! I'm buy N the first round! Who's with me?'.