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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fresh Meat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meat comes to the cage accompanied by Drowning Pool - Bodies. The crowd seem to be enjoying Zoolander's choice of entrance music: Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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166 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
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168 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fresh Meat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Derek Zoolander!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoolander shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Meat is trying to defend but Zoolander finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Zoolander in particular looking to stall.
Meat blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zoolander.
Zoolander looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Zoolander passes to full mount!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zoolander looking to finish Meat with some ground and pound. This is bad for Meat!
Zoolander working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Zoolander sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander with good strikes from the mount here!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Zoolander cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Zoolander tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Zoolander is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Meat is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Meat flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Zoolander anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Meat and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Zoolander slips an arm under Meat chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Zoolander has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Zoolander is squeezing on Meat like an anaconda would it's prey. Meat fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Derek Zoolander!
Derek Zoolander very nearly forgot to thank Just Fight (Everything 8$) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
Fresh Meat was interviewed post fight and said 'I will get you next time! Time for a beer!
I will buy the first round! Who's with me?'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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