PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mark D Liquid Detergent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wrestle Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). D Liquid Detergent kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is HOVER. Wrestle Guy will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

D Liquid Detergent
vs
Guy

168 cm
25
145 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

179 cm
21
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mark D Liquid Detergent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Wrestle Guy!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy throws a body kick that misses
and D Liquid Detergent makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
D Liquid Detergent displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Guy misses with a right hand
and Guy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Guy tries to keep at a distance but D Liquid Detergent has taken the fight into the clinch.
Guy misses with an elbow strike.
Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
D Liquid Detergent lands with a light punch inside.
A nice left hand lands by D Liquid Detergent.
Guy misses with an elbow over the top.
A short right from D Liquid Detergent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guy being controlled against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
D Liquid Detergent blocks an uppercut.
Guy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A short right from D Liquid Detergent on the inside.
D Liquid Detergent throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Guys head.
D Liquid Detergent misses with some punches.
D Liquid Detergent throws a head punch that misses.
Guy blocking some punches.
Guy misses with the head strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy prevents D Liquid Detergent from breaking the clinch.
D Liquid Detergent swings away with an uppercut that misses.

D Liquid Detergent manages to break the clinch.
D Liquid Detergent uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Guy has time to react.
Guy throws a right hand that misses
and D Liquid Detergent counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but D Liquid Detergent moves away.
Guy tries to land a front kick but D Liquid Detergent steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Guy ducks right into an uppercut from D Liquid Detergent.
Guy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guy throws a poor cross that misses
and D Liquid Detergent counters with a stiff right hand.
Guy swings for the body but D Liquid Detergent moves out of range.
Guy swings widly with a right hand

and D Liquid Detergent counters by moving into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy is trying to break the clinch but D Liquid Detergent is controlling him.
Guy blocks an uppercut.
D Liquid Detergent tries to break free but Guy pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from D Liquid Detergent fails to land.
D Liquid Detergent tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Guy's elbow.
Guy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Still in the clinch, D Liquid Detergent scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for D Liquid Detergent.
The referee calls for Guy to work.
Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but D Liquid Detergent uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy throws a head punch that misses.
D Liquid Detergent taking a breather.
A head punch on the inside from D Liquid Detergent fails to land.
D Liquid Detergent dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
D Liquid Detergent working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Guy tries a body shot but D Liquid Detergent blocks it.
Guy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
D Liquid Detergent swings wildly with an uppercut but Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark D Liquid Detergent dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

D Liquid Detergent moves into the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A short right hand to the side of the head by D Liquid Detergent.
Guy misses with a short punch on the inside.
D Liquid Detergent wants to break the clinch but can't.
Guy wants to stall.
Guy tries to break free but D Liquid Detergent pushes him back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
D Liquid Detergent lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Guy looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Guy.
D Liquid Detergent is pushing Guy up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Guy looking to slow down the pace here.
Guy controlling the action here for a moment.
D Liquid Detergent blocks an uppercut.
D Liquid Detergent misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
D Liquid Detergent misses with a hook from the clinch.

Guy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
D Liquid Detergent throws a good cross that connects.
Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but D Liquid Detergent moves away.
D Liquid Detergent cracks Guy with a right hand to the side of the head.
D Liquid Detergent misses with the combination.
Guy throws a shot from downtown. D Liquid Detergent moves away and avoids it.
D Liquid Detergent blocks a jab.
Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mark D Liquid Detergent is winning the standup battle so far.
Guy misses with a hook
enabling D Liquid Detergent to counter with a crisp jab.
D Liquid Detergent bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
D Liquid Detergent lands a really nice looking cross but Guy seems unphased.
D Liquid Detergent scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
D Liquid Detergent moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
D Liquid Detergent scores with a nice head shot.
Guy takes one to the side of the head.
A left lands for D Liquid Detergent.
D Liquid Detergent fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Guy on the side of the head.
D Liquid Detergent scores with a jab. Guy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
D Liquid Detergent tries to close the distance and clinch but Guy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
D Liquid Detergent ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Guy staying out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
D Liquid Detergent shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Guy pinned against the cage. Guy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Guy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and D Liquid Detergent counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Guy misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Guy. D Liquid Detergent does a little dance to reset his feet.
Guy throws a jab when D Liquid Detergent was well out of range.
D Liquid Detergent connects with the punch.
Donk. Guy catches D Liquid Detergent right on the button with a cross.
D Liquid Detergent lands with an uppercut that bounces Guy off the cage and back into range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark D Liquid Detergent dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

D Liquid Detergent lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
D Liquid Detergent throws a jab but it's blocked by Guy.
D Liquid Detergent connects with a crisp jab.
D Liquid Detergent is looking to clinch but Guy is avoiding it.
Guy flicks out a counter leg kick but D Liquid Detergent steps away.
Guy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Guy looks to throw a body kick
letting D Liquid Detergent counter with a right hand.
D Liquid Detergent lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Guy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from D Liquid Detergent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guy misses with a hook. D Liquid Detergent ducked under it nicely.
Guy misses with an uppercut
and D Liquid Detergent counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
D Liquid Detergent bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Guy's head.
Guy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
D Liquid Detergent blocks a jab.
D Liquid Detergent scores with a one two! Guy had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

Guy is rocked!
Mark D Liquid Detergent seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guy looks to land a left hand but D Liquid Detergent moved out of range nicely.
D Liquid Detergent attempts a counter takedown but Guy avoids it well and moves away.
Guy is still on wobbly legs! Can D Liquid Detergent finish him?
D Liquid Detergent misses with a looping right.
Guy unleashes a big counter combination but D Liquid Detergent bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Guy seems to have recovered his senses.
Guy slips under a jab.
D Liquid Detergent lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Guy misses with a right hand
enabling D Liquid Detergent to counter with a crisp jab.
D Liquid Detergent is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Good exchange - Guy coming out on top.
D Liquid Detergent lands a really nice looking cross but Guy seems unphased.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
D Liquid Detergent cracks Guy with an open hand slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guy loads up on a big right hand but D Liquid Detergent slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy throws an overhand right that lands on D Liquid Detergent's shoulder, as D Liquid Detergent tries to avoid the shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Guy misses the target.
Guy throws a poor cross that misses
and D Liquid Detergent counters with a straight right hand.
Guy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Guy throws out a loose jab but D Liquid Detergent uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guy misses the shot to the body.
D Liquid Detergent jabs Guy right on the nose. Guy blinks but takes it well.
Guy throws a hook to the side of D Liquid Detergent's head but D Liquid Detergent sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
D Liquid Detergent keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guy.
D Liquid Detergent connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
D Liquid Detergent tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy misses the jab.

D Liquid Detergent has closed the distance and engaged Guy in a clinch.
Guy has a couple of punches blocked by D Liquid Detergent.
D Liquid Detergent is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Guy can do to turn this around?
D Liquid Detergent misses with a punch on the inside.
Mark D Liquid Detergent is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Guy looking to slow down the pace here.
D Liquid Detergent trying to land knees to the body.
Wrestle Guy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Guy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through D Liquid Detergent's defenses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
D Liquid Detergent letting Guy take a breather here.
Guy displaying some good clinch control by pressing D Liquid Detergent up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Guy.
Guy throws an elbow but it misses.
D Liquid Detergent blocking some punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mark D Liquid Detergent showed his dominance in that final round.
Well D Liquid Detergent has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mark D Liquid Detergent!
Post fight, Mark D Liquid Detergent took to the microphone: 'I'm sure you'll do better once you learn how to fight'.