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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tatti Tasapaksu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rex Tyrannosaurus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Tasapaksu might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Motorhead - Smiling Like A Killer . Tyrannosaurus comes into a darkened arena with his song building. MacArthurPark kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rex Tyrannosaurus is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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275 lbs
32 - 13 - 0 |
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199 cm
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283 lbs
20 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
32 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tatti Tasapaksu!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Tyrannosaurus!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tasapaksu throws a jab when Tyrannosaurus was well out of range.
Tatti Tasapaksu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tasapaksu misses with a lunging right hand
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a left to the body.
Tasapaksu chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tyrannosaurus can pounce on him.
Tyrannosaurus dodges the punch combination from Tasapaksu.
Tyrannosaurus misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tasapaksu misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tyrannosaurus connects with a solid leg kick.
Tasapaksu thumps Tyrannosaurus with a low kick.
Tasapaksu moves out of range of the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyrannosaurus attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Tyrannosaurus has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tasapaksu connects with a single shot there.
Tasapaksu attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
And Tyrannosaurus responds with a good body kick, but Tasapaksu manages to step out the way in time.
Tasapaksu moves out of range of the body kick from Tyrannosaurus.
Tasapaksu misses with a hook to the body
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tasapaksu lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tyrannosaurus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tyrannosaurus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tyrannosaurus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Tasapaksu misses with a right hand
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a body kick.
Tasapaksu throws a sloppy head kick and Tyrannosaurus moves out of range easily.
Tasapaksu has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Tyrannosaurus.
Tasapaksu is breathing heavily.
Tyrannosaurus circles away from the clinch attempt
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a thumping low kick.
Tyrannosaurus lands with an uppercut that bounces Tasapaksu off the cage and back into range.
It looks like Tatti Tasapaksu has been cut.
Tyrannosaurus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tasapaksu.
Tasapaksu on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus obviously looking to wear him down.
Tyrannosaurus lands a leg kick that knocks Tasapaksu off balance momentarily.
Tasapaksu looks to land a right hand but Tyrannosaurus moved out of range.
Tyrannosaurus lands a leg kick that knocks Tasapaksu off balance momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyrannosaurus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tasapaksu.
Tasapaksu missing with a left hand there. Tyrannosaurus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tyrannosaurus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Tasapaksu misses with a double jab.
A low kick from Tyrannosaurus misses
and Tasapaksu counters with a nice low kick that buckles Tyrannosaurus's knee momentarily.
Tasapaksu checks a low kick from Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus thuds his shin into the meat of Tasapaksu's side.
Tasapaksu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a head kick.
Tasapaksu misses with a body shot
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tasapaksu thinking.
Nice body kick from Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus misses with a head kick.
Tyrannosaurus lands a big right hand that sends Tasapaksu crashing to the mat! Tyrannosaurus stays standing though and waves Tasapaksu back to his feet!
Tasapaksu is rocked!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Tyrannosaurus engages and cracks Tasapaksu with a massive lead left hook - Tasapaksu tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Tyrannosaurus is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rex Tyrannosaurus!
Rex Tyrannosaurus is the new heavyweight champion!
Rex Tyrannosaurus seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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