PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Stoney McCaned (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ruben Wiki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McCaned kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Alborosie - Herbalist. Wiki is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Reuben James . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McCaned
vs
Wiki

215 cm
35
253 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

173 cm
41
182 lbs
36 - 21 - 1

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Stoney McCaned!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Ruben Wiki!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Donald Grub and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiki tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McCaned paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wiki moves out of range as McCaned strikes.
We've been told by McCaned's head coaches at X Training Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Wiki jabs McCaned right on the nose. McCaned blinks but takes it well.

It looks like Stoney McCaned has been cut.
Wiki looks to score with a jab to the body but McCaned is just out of range.
Wiki fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
No joy there for McCaned, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A slow jab from McCaned misses its intended target.
McCaned misses with a hook. Wiki ducked under it nicely.
Wiki looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McCaned misses with an uppercut
and Wiki counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McCaned thinking.
McCaned works the jab nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Wiki cracks the inside of McCaned's front leg.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wiki. That's going to slow McCaned down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCaned uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wiki.
Wiki fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McCaned is out of range.
Wiki throws a jab but it's blocked by McCaned.
Wiki tries to close the distance and clinch but McCaned swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That kick from Wiki tenderised McCaned's leg. McCaned is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wiki misses with a head kick.
Wiki throws a right and a left that McCaned avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McCaned has closed the distance and engaged Wiki in a clinch.
McCaned lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wiki backwards.
Wiki looking to stall.
Wiki tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McCaned avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiki.
McCaned lands a hook that snaps the head of Wiki backwards.
Wiki tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wiki is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but McCaned is keeping busy.
Wiki trying to control the position but instead, McCaned has worked for underhooks and has pushed Wiki into the cage.
McCaned takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wiki throws an elbow but it misses.
McCaned working aggressively here.
Wiki controlling the action here for a moment.
Wiki is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiki lands a right hand.
McCaned working aggressively here.
Wiki is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McCaned is defending well for now.
McCaned tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McCaned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McCaned takes an elbow to the temple.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McCaned avoiding damage as Wiki throws knees to the body.
McCaned lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wiki blocks an uppercut.
McCaned throws a head punch that misses.
Wiki is trying to stall.

Wiki's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McCaned throws the left hand but Wiki avoids the punch easily.
And Wiki responds with a good body kick, but McCaned manages to step out the way in time.
McCaned connects with a jab.
McCaned throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McCaned backing away here, and Wiki unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Wiki misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCaned fails in his attempt to clinch.
McCaned throws a hook to the side of Wiki's head but Wiki sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wiki takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Wiki is rocked!
Wiki with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good shot there by Wiki.
Wiki scores with a sloppy right hand. McCaned should have avoided that one.
McCaned chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wiki can pounce on him.
McCaned tries to clinch but Wiki moves out of range.
Wiki avoids the body shot from McCaned.
Wiki looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stoney McCaned seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wiki throws a push kick but McCaned slaps the foot to one side.
McCaned keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wiki.

McCaned moves into the clinch.
Nice elbow from Wiki.
McCaned displaying some good clinch control by pressing Wiki up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiki misses with a punch to the body.
McCaned throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiki.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCaned misses with a punch to the body.
McCaned throws a head punch that misses.
Wiki misses with the head strike.
McCaned misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wiki misses with an elbow over the top.
Wiki looking to stall.
Wiki prevents a body shot from McCaned.
McCaned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McCaned swings wildly with an uppercut but Wiki uses good head movement to avoid it.
McCaned swings wildly with an uppercut but Wiki uses good head movement to avoid it.
McCaned tries to work over Wiki's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McCaned lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wiki pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wiki tries to land knees in the clinch but McCaned avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiki.
McCaned lands with a left to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ruben Wiki will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Stoney McCaned's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nice uppercut lands for McCaned. That snapped Wiki's head back.
Wiki is still on wobbly legs! Can McCaned finish him?
Wiki tries to clinch but McCaned moves away
and McCaned counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Wiki has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Stoney McCaned!
A victorious Stoney McCaned thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.