PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vijay Singh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Deathly Quiet. Vijay Singh has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

PoopyPants
vs
Singh

197 cm
33
222 lbs
27 - 13 - 0

186 cm
29
204 lbs
12 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vijay Singh!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Singh circles away from the clinch attempt.
PoopyPants gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A nice combination there by PoopyPants.
Singh lands a jab to the head.
PoopyPants misses with a wild body shot.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Singh moves out of range.
Singh throws out a loose jab but PoopyPants uses good head movement to avoid it.
PoopyPants throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Singh's waist but Singh gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing PoopyPants off to one side.

Singh rushes PoopyPants and presses him up against the cage.
PoopyPants blocks an uppercut.
PoopyPants lands with a right to the head.
Singh prevents a body shot from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants scores with a shot to the side of Singh's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Singh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
PoopyPants lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Singh throws a punch but it's blocked by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Singh misses with some punches.
PoopyPants pushes Singh back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants takes a shot to the head.
PoopyPants tries to work over Singh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Singh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Singh misses with a hook from the clinch.
Singh takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Vijay Singh has been cut.
PoopyPants blocking some punches.
Singh tries to throw a body punch but PoopyPants avoids it by throwing Singh back against the cage.
Singh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
PoopyPants scores with a shoulder strike.

PoopyPants ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. PoopyPants no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Singh wants to control from the top but PoopyPants keeps moving.
PoopyPants will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Singh trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but PoopyPants manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Singh keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants looking to sit in guard and control but Singh gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Singh stands up from guard. Let's bang!
PoopyPants scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Singh doesn't seem bothered though.
PoopyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Singh swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the side of Singh's head but Singh sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Singh moves into the clinch successfully.
Singh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Singh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants tries for a takedown but Singh manages to get underhooks.
PoopyPants throws an elbow but it's blocked.
PoopyPants working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Singh can't find room to land a body shot as PoopyPants controls the action.
Singh's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
PoopyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
PoopyPants misses with an elbow over the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands a damaging elbow.
Singh struggles to land a body shot inside as PoopyPants controls his hands.
PoopyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
PoopyPants scores with a nice hook to the head.
PoopyPants gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from PoopyPants.
Singh throws a blind hook that connects with the side of PoopyPantss head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants pushes off an throws an elbow but Singh leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Singh.
PoopyPants has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Singh after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice body punch from PoopyPants - that landed with a thud.
PoopyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Singh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
PoopyPants lands a body shot.
PoopyPants throws an elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Singh fails to land.
A short right from Singh on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Singh takes an elbow to the temple.
PoopyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Singh controls his hands.
PoopyPants blocks an uppercut.
PoopyPants is trying to stall.
Singh makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
PoopyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Singh controls his hands.
Singh misses with a hook to the ribs.
PoopyPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Singh has a couple of punches blocked by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands an elbow that stopped Singh in his tracks for a moment.
PoopyPants is leaning against Singh and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
PoopyPants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Singh's defenses.
PoopyPants is struggling to control the position.

PoopyPants gets control of Singh's arms and successfully pulls guard. PoopyPants will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vijay Singh's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
PoopyPants moves away from the strike by Singh.
PoopyPants slips a jab from Singh.
PoopyPants shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Singh feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to PoopyPants's calf.
PoopyPants fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Singh! But no joy.
PoopyPants slips a jab from Singh.
Singh takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Singh looks to throw the jab but PoopyPants is out of range.
PoopyPants avoids the body shot from Singh.
A counter left hand to the body from PoopyPants misses its target.
PoopyPants is looking to wear down Singh with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
PoopyPants closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Singh cracks PoopyPants with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
PoopyPants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
PoopyPants has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from PoopyPants there as he acknowledges the shot.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up but Singh circles away and keeps his distance.

Singh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants stalls.
PoopyPants pushes Singh back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Singh blocks a body shot from PoopyPants.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, PoopyPants creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
PoopyPants misses with a hook from the clinch.
PoopyPants can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
BitchFace PoopyPants has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Singh prevents a body shot from PoopyPants.
Singh misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from PoopyPants.

PoopyPants has picked Singh up - he's going for a ride! PoopyPants dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.

Singh has one foot on PoopyPants's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Vijay Singh is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vijay Singh is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from PoopyPants.

PoopyPants moves into the clinch successfully.
Singh misses with a body punch.
Singh misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands a shoulder strike.
PoopyPants lands a left hand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Singh.
Singh stops a takedown attempt from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants blocks an uppercut.
PoopyPants throws an elbow but it misses.
PoopyPants misses with a body punch.
A right hand to the body from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants blocking some punches.
PoopyPants working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Singh lands a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Singh.
PoopyPants tries to pull guard but Singh won't allow it.
Singh misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Singh lands with a light punch inside.
A short left from Singh.
Singh throws a punch but it's blocked by PoopyPants.
Singh misses with a short punch on the inside.
PoopyPants misses with the head strike.
Singh lands an uppercut.
PoopyPants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right from Singh.
PoopyPants has Singh pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Singh manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Singh tries to work over PoopyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice elbow from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants tries to pull guard but Singh won't allow it.
PoopyPants pushes off an throws an elbow but Singh leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
PoopyPants is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
PoopyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Singh cracks PoopyPants with a nice body shot.
A shot in the inside from PoopyPants.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Singh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Singh throws a head punch that misses.
PoopyPants pushes off an throws an elbow but Singh leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
PoopyPants blocks an uppercut.
Singh misses with a punch on the inside.
PoopyPants lands a damaging elbow.
Singh prevents a body shot from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants gets through Singh's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Singh lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short body shot lands from PoopyPants as the two fighters clinch.
Singh has a couple of punches blocked by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with an elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Vijay Singh will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Vijay Singh's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Singh shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Singh misses with a low kick as PoopyPants jumps back.
Vijay Singh seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Singh lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Singh throws a leg kick but PoopyPants sees it coming and moves out of range.
Singh gets cracked there but stands up to it.
PoopyPants tries to clinch
and Singh counters with a three punch combo that has PoopyPants backing up. PoopyPants nods at Singh to acknowledge the strikes.
Singh throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A punch lands to the side of PoopyPants 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Singh throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
PoopyPants shoots for a takedown but Singh saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
PoopyPants takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

PoopyPants rushes Singh and presses him up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, PoopyPants creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
PoopyPants wants a takedown but no success here.
PoopyPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
PoopyPants's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
PoopyPants is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants prevents a body shot from Singh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Singh as PoopyPants tries to tie him up.
PoopyPants throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
PoopyPants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Singh's defenses.
PoopyPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
PoopyPants works on Singh's body with a couple of short punches.
PoopyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut.
PoopyPants drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Singh gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Singh working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as PoopyPants takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
PoopyPants pushes Singh back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stalling in the clinch from PoopyPants.
Singh lands with a right to the head.
Singh misses with some punches.
Singh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Singh misses with the head strike.
PoopyPants looking to slow down the pace here.
Singh misses with a punch on the inside.
PoopyPants scores with a shot to the side of Singh's head.
Nice body punch from Singh.
PoopyPants tries to work over Singh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Singh tries to throw a body punch but PoopyPants avoids it by throwing Singh back against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Singh struggles to land a body shot inside as PoopyPants controls his hands.
Singh takes an elbow to the temple.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants throws an elbow but it's blocked.
PoopyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Singh scores with a nice short uppercut.
Singh blocks a body shot from PoopyPants.
Singh lands a left hand.
PoopyPants throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Singh takes an elbow to the temple.
Singh lands a left hand that snaps the head of PoopyPants backwards.
PoopyPants is working for takedown but Singh is calmly controlling the position for now.
Singh lands a body punch in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
PoopyPants throws an elbow that misses.
Singh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
PoopyPants pushes off an throws an elbow but Singh leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Singh working aggressively here.
PoopyPants comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Singh throws a head punch that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Singh.
PoopyPants pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
PoopyPants lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PoopyPants is pushing Singh up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Singh.
Singh has a couple of punches blocked by PoopyPants.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Singh.
Singh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
PoopyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Singh's elbow.
Singh throws a head punch that misses.
Singh tries to work over PoopyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
PoopyPants blocking some punches.
PoopyPants presses Singh against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Singh fails to land.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vijay Singh comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Singh has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vijay Singh!
A very excited looking Vijay Singh made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.