PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ferris Bueller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anthony Moreiro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bueller comes to the cage accompanied by Twist And Shout. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Bueller
vs
Moreiro

170 cm
26
140 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

168 cm
25
144 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Arcticus University: London
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anthony Moreiro!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bueller avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bueller ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Moreiro takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Moreiro swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Bueller gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short right from Bueller.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bueller.
Nice body punch from Bueller.
Moreiro misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bueller lands with a right to the head.
Bueller blocking some punches.
A short left from Bueller.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bueller lands a body punch.
Bueller keeps control of Moreiro as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bueller throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Moreiros head.
I was talking to Bueller's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Bueller lands a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bueller stalling the fight.
Bueller lands a nice uppercut.
Moreiro looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bueller working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Moreiro wants to break free but Bueller has control.
A short left from Bueller.
Bueller working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Moreiro looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bueller works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bueller scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bueller lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bueller.
Bueller throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Moreiros head.
Bueller lands a body punch in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Bueller.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bueller lands an uppercut.
Bueller lands a right hand that snaps the head of Moreiro backwards.
Moreiro wants to get back to striking at distance but Bueller won't allow it.
Bueller works on Moreiro's body with a couple of short punches.
Moreiro looks winded!
Bueller stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bueller digs a right hand into Moreiro's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Moreiro's gas tank.
Bueller lands with a short shot to the head.
Bueller digs a right hand underneath Moreiro's ribcage. Moreiro let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bueller lands a hook that snaps the head of Moreiro backwards.
Moreiro's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bueller lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Bueller.
Bueller has Moreiro pressed against the cage, preventing Moreiro from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bueller lands a hook that snaps the head of Moreiro backwards.
Bueller lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Moreiro.
Bueller lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Bueller.
Bueller gets through Moreiro's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bueller lands with a right to the head.
Bueller scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bueller lands a right hand that snaps the head of Moreiro backwards.
Moreiro is trying to force a seperation but Bueller has the dominant position.
Still in the clinch, Bueller scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bueller presses Moreiro against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bueller blocks a body shot from Moreiro.
Bueller lands with a right to the head.
Moreiro misses with a body punch.
Bueller lands a hook that snaps the head of Moreiro backwards.
Moreiro misses with a body punch.
Bueller lands with a light punch inside.
Bueller lands with a light punch inside.
A shot in the inside from Bueller.
Moreiro tries to work over Bueller's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bueller working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Moreiro is trying to break free.
Bueller scores with a shot to the side of Moreiro's head.
Bueller softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bueller lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bueller keeps control of Moreiro as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bueller scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Moreiro fails to land.
Still in the clinch, Bueller scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bueller lands with a light punch inside.
Moreiro wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bueller scores with a shoulder strike.
Bueller lands with a short shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Bueller.
Bueller lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Moreiro tries to break the clinch but Bueller is controlling the position.
Moreiro wants to break free but Bueller has control.
Bueller makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bueller makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Moreiro takes a shot to the head.
Bueller lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bueller.
Bueller is leaning against Moreiro and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A right hook to the body lands for Bueller.
Bueller works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A head punch on the inside from Moreiro fails to land.
Bueller gets through Moreiro's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bueller scores with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ferris Bueller dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Bueller moves into the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Moreiro's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bueller has Moreiro pressed against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Bueller.
A short right from Bueller on the inside.
Moreiro tries to circle away but Bueller has him pinned against the cage.
Bueller is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Moreiro can do to turn this around?
Bueller lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Moreiro backwards.
Bueller leaning his opponent against the cage.
Bueller cracks Moreiro with a nice body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Bueller.
A right hand to the body from Bueller.
Bueller lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bueller lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Moreiro fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Moreiro is trying to break free.
Bueller lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bueller lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Bueller as the two fighters clinch.
Moreiro is breathing heavily.
Bueller lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bueller lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Moreiro tries to circle away but Bueller has him pinned against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Moreiro fails to land.
Moreiro misses with a hook from the clinch.
Moreiro has had enough of the clinch but Bueller keeps him there for the moment.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bueller.
Bueller lands a left hand.
Moreiro has had enough of the clinch but Bueller keeps him there for the moment.
Bueller works on Moreiro's body with a couple of short punches.
Moreiro misses with some punches.
A short uppercut from Bueller.
Moreiro takes a shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Bueller.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bueller lands a hook that snaps the head of Moreiro backwards.
Ferris Bueller has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bueller blocking some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bueller throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Moreiros head.
Bueller prevents Moreiro from breaking the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Bueller scores with a nice short uppercut.
Moreiro can't break the clinch.
Moreiro is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Bueller lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Moreiro tries to circle away but Bueller has him pinned against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Bueller as the two fighters clinch.
Bueller gets through Moreiro's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bueller.
Moreiro's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A shot in the inside from Bueller.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Moreiro in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Bueller lands with a right to the head.
A shot in the inside from Bueller.
Moreiro is trying to force a seperation but Bueller has the dominant position.
A short uppercut from Bueller.
Bueller working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bueller works on Moreiro's body with a couple of short punches.
Moreiro has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bueller creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Moreiro doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Moreiro is trying to break free.
A right handed body shot lands from Bueller.
Bueller lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Moreiro backwards.
Bueller lands an uppercut.
Bueller scores with a nice hook to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bueller.

Moreiro is rocked!
Moreiro misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Moreiro is still on wobbly legs! Can Bueller finish him?
Bueller lands with a short shot to the head.
Bueller lands with a left to the head.
Bueller prevents Moreiro from breaking the clinch.
A short uppercut from Bueller.
A frustrated look appears on Moreiro's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bueller lands a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moreiro wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Moreiro wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bueller softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bueller lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bueller lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bueller pushes Moreiro back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bueller lands a right hand.
Moreiro takes a shot to the head.
Moreiro tries to break the clinch but Bueller is controlling the position.
A short right from Bueller.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bueller lands with a light punch inside.
Bueller lands a shoulder strike.
Bueller scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ferris Bueller dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Bueller closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Moreiro out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ferris Bueller!
Ferris Bueller decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.