PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kung Fu Panda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Panda might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Kung Fu Fighting. Kung Fu Panda has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fu Panda
vs
White

188 cm
26
190 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

172 cm
26
198 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Intelligent

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kung Fu Panda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack White!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice leg kick lands there from White.
White avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
White lands a really nice looking cross but Panda seems unphased.
A decent looking body kick lands there for White.
White ducks under a wild hook from Panda.
Panda looks to land a left hand but White moved out of range nicely.
Panda wants to clinch up but White keeps it at a distance.
Panda tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and White counters with a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White scores with a head kick. Panda tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

It looks like Kung Fu Panda has been cut.
White scores with a nice head shot.
Panda definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Panda tries to clinch up but White circles away and keeps his distance.
White is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
White takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

White gets a takedown into half guard.
White throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

White decides to stand up.
Panda tries to clinch up.
Despite the aggression on White's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
White circles away from the clinch attempt.
Left hook, right uppercut from White.
Panda avoids a punch combination nicely.

White shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Panda manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Panda looking to control.

Panda looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but White is defending well. Panda quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! White has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Panda celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kung Fu Panda!
Kung Fu Panda tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.