PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Deez Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ROB THOMASON (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuts's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Deez Nuts. Deez Nuts could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to ROB THOMASON's chin.

Nuts
vs
THOMASON

190 cm
19
196 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

180 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

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Organic Extracts

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Deez Nuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, ROB THOMASON!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
THOMASON fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A right-left combo lands from THOMASON.
THOMASON throws a series of punches but Nuts moves out of range.
THOMASON throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A combination from THOMASON does no damage.
A jab from Nuts misses.
Nuts misses with a two punch combination.
THOMASON shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Nuts but Nuts pushes him off and we're back to square one.
THOMASON tries to clinch but Nuts is having none of it.
THOMASON fails in his attempt to clinch.
THOMASON displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

Nuts scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nuts seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but THOMASON does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Nuts not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Nuts is keen to just control but THOMASON is a slippery customer.
THOMASON tries to kick Nuts off but Nuts keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
THOMASON looks gassed!
THOMASON wants to improve his position but Nuts is controlling well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
THOMASON wants to get back to his feet.
THOMASON is trying to get back to full guard.

Nuts gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Nuts throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nuts misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from THOMASON.
Nuts lands a nice shot that snaps THOMASON's head back.

THOMASON gets caught flat footed, as Nuts shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Nuts has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Nuts tries to free his leg and advance position but THOMASON is retaining full guard.
THOMASON wants to get back to his feet but Nuts is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
THOMASON is trying to keep Nuts in close.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
THOMASON has momentary wrist control but Nuts slips an elbow through the middle.
Nuts content to stall in guard here.
Nuts seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down THOMASON for as long as he can get away with.
Nuts has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Nuts works over THOMASON with some ground and pound from guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
THOMASON wants to stand and escape but Nuts is having none of it.
Nuts makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
THOMASON is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Nuts is controlling him.
THOMASON keeping full guard, as Nuts tries to pass.
Nuts content to stall in guard here.
Nuts distracts THOMASON with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Nuts passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Nuts decides to stand up, so the ref orders THOMASON to his feet.
Nuts cracks THOMASON with a good jab.

It looks like ROB THOMASON has been cut.
Nuts lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nuts throws a combination that misses
and THOMASON counters with an inside leg kick.
Nuts Rushes THOMASON and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! THOMASON is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Nuts Piles on the pressure and THOMASON crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Deez Nuts!