PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Fatsack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Queensberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatsack comes to the cage accompanied by Big Balls. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Fatsack
vs
Queensberry

188 cm
19
215 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

188 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Fatsack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Queensberry!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fatsack pushes Queensberry up against the cage in a clinch.
Fatsack is pressed up against the cage. Queensberry has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fatsack down to the mat. Fatsack avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Queensberry pushes Fatsack up against the cage in a clinch.
Fatsack using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Fatsack misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Queensberry.
Fatsack misses with an elbow strike.
Fatsack tries to land knees in the clinch but Queensberry avoids the damage to the body.

Queensberry successfully pulls guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fatsack makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Fatsack postures up in Queensberry's guard and throws a big left but Queensberry blocks it.

Fatsack gets to his feet - Queensberry follows without any prompting.

Fatsack looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fatsack wants to stand up but Queensberry is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fatsack passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Queensberry!
Fatsack scoring with strikes but Queensberry is staying in there.
Fatsack landing strikes, looking to finish!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Queensberry wants to hold on but Fatsack pushes him away.
Fatsack looking to finish Queensberry with some ground and pound. This is bad for Queensberry!
Fatsack is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Queensberry can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Queensberry is working to get back to half guard.
Fatsack with good strikes from the mount here!
Fatsack is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Fatsack landing strikes, looking to finish!
Fatsack is breathing heavily.
BOOM! Fatsack connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Fatsack lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Fatsack is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Queensberry can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
BOOM! Fatsack connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Queensberry tries to lock up and control but Fatsack gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Fatsack looking to finish Queensberry with some ground and pound. This is bad for Queensberry!
Fatsack in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Fatsack prevents Queensberry from getting the reversal.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Queensberry tries to lock up and control but Fatsack gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Queensberry throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Fatsack with shots to the head and body - Queensberry looks very uncomfortable down there.
Queensberry gets back to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Queensberry has one foot on Fatsack's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Queensberry tries a head kick but it misses.
Queensberry tries for a takedown but Fatsack circles away easily

and Fatsack counters with a single leg into guard. Queensberry didn't expect that.
Fatsack scoring with some ground and pound.
Fatsack is looking to work some ground and pound but Queensberry has wrist control.
Fatsack postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queensberry has Fatsack pulled in close to control his posture.
Queensberry looking for a sweep. Not yet Queensberry, not yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatsack in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Fatsack scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Fatsack's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Queensberry with a lazy takedown attempt

and Fatsack counters with a takedown into side control.
Dick Fatsack has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Queensberry.
Fatsack working the head and body with strikes.
Fatsack works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Queensberry manages to get back to half guard.
Fatsack drops an elbow to the side of Queensberry's head.
Queensberry is trying to get back to full guard.
Fatsack landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Queensberry slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Fatsack passes Queensberry's left leg - he's now in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Queensberry is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Fatsack scores with a couple of nice shots.
Fatsack has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Queensberry has one foot on Fatsack's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Fatsack shoots for a takedown but Queensberry saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Queensberry throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

Fatsack moves into the clinch successfully.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Queensberry managing to block the knees to the body from Fatsack.
Queensberry wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fatsack has him pressed against the cage.
A short right from Queensberry on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Queensberry breaks from the clinch.

Fatsack tries to keep at a distance but Queensberry has taken the fight into the clinch.
Fatsack looking to throw knees to the head but Queensberry is blocking nicely.
Fatsack lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Fatsack dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Queensberry fails to land the takedown.
Fatsack will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Queensberry clinches but Fatsack breaks the clinch

and Fatsack counters with a takedown into side control.
Queensberry wants to control but Fatsack postures up.
Fatsack prevents Queensberry from escaping the position.
Queensberry is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Fatsack advances to mount.
Fatsack breaks from Queensberry's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatsack lands a big elbow.
Queensberry is desperately trying to improve his position but Fatsack has a good base and remains in mount.
Queensberry gets back to half guard.
Fatsack thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fatsack missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Fatsack wants to stand up but Queensberry is controlling the position.
Queensberry is trying to get back to full guard.
Fatsack not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Queensberry wants to control but Fatsack is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Fatsack stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Queensberry to get to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Queensberry has his takedown stuffed

and Fatsack counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Fatsack working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Queensberry's head.
Fatsack thows a big elbow that misses.
Fatsack throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Queensberry works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fatsack accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fatsack looking to pass the guard.

Queensberry is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.

Queensberry works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatsack is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Fatsack stands up out of the half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fatsack gets the takedown into side control.
Fatsack lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Queensberry down.
Queensberry takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Queensberry is looking to reverse the position.
Fatsack cracks Queensberry with a big elbow.
Fatsack scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Queensberry to see if he's OK.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fatsack fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Queensberry gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

Fatsack decides to return to a standing position.
Queensberry fails in his attempt to clinch.
Queensberry tries to clinch up.

Fatsack scores a takedown into full mount!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatsack with the ground and pound from mount.
Fatsack raining down shots from the mount!
Fatsack landing strikes from the mount and Queensberry is in trouble!
Dick Fatsack overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Queensberry is desperately trying to improve his position but Fatsack has a good base and remains in mount.
Fatsack scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Fatsack putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Queensberry holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Fatsack tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Queensberry tries to reverse the position but Fatsack maintains control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatsack pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Fatsack dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Queensberry tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fatsack swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Fatsack shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
The referee warns Queensberry that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
BOOM! Fatsack connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Fatsack throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Queensberry because Fatsack loaded up on that one.
Queensberry really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Queensberry is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Fatsack throwing strikes here but Queensberry is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fatsack misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Fatsack throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Fatsack misses with a head shot.
Fatsack sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Queensberry flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Queensberry is wriggling around trying to escape.
Fatsack punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fatsack throwing strikes here but Queensberry is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Queensberry avoids a series of strikes thrown by Fatsack.
Queensberry is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Queensberry wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Fatsack.
Fatsack punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fatsack pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Queensberry is trying to escape the mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Fatsack putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Queensberry can't escape the position.
Fatsack with a couple of short strikes.
Fatsack raining down shots from the mount!
Queensberry in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Queensberry taking shots to the head.
Queensberry wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Fatsack.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatsack cracks Queensberry with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Queensberry is looking to get to half guard.
Fatsack is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Queensberry can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Fatsack lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Queensberry flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Fatsack connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Fatsack with shots to the head and body - Queensberry looks very uncomfortable down there.
Fatsack won't let Queensberry get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Fatsack punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fatsack fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Jack Queensberry has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Queensberry can't escape the position.
Queensberry gets back to half guard.
Fatsack is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Fatsack with the ground and pound from mount.
Fatsack is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Queensberry can do to turn this around?
Queensberry is looking to get to half guard.
Fatsack scores with a couple of good head shots there.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Fatsack cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Fatsack is landing with some decent strikes but Queensberry is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fatsack raining down shots from the mount!
Queensberry tries to hold on but Fatsack postures up.
Dick Fatsack is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Queensberry throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Fatsack showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fatsack, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight for Dick Fatsack!
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight for Dick Fatsack!
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight for Dick Fatsack!

Dick Fatsack wins by unanimous decision!