PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Silvester Dickhead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kcim Balam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dickhead comes to the cage accompanied by Whose Gonna Smoke. Kcim Balam told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Dickhead
vs
Balam

153 cm
25
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

169 cm
25
148 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Silvester Dickhead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kcim Balam!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Sandra Marshall and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balam throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickhead seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Balam throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A punch combination from Dickhead misses.
Balam feints the counter takedown.
Dickhead throws a hook to the side of Balam's head but Balam sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dickhead misses with a wild body shot.
Balam follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.

Balam shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Balam lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickhead tries to roll over but Balam keeps him under control.
Dickhead has hold of Balam's hands but Balam slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Balam working Dickhead over with strikes.

Dickhead is rocked!
Balam slips a nice elbow through Dickhead's hands, connecting with Dickhead's forehead.
Oh Dickhead is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Balam lands a big elbow - Dickhead is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Balam!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kcim Balam!
Kcim Balam seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Silvester Dickhead spoke after the fight, saying 'Weed some more.'.