PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evan Horizon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Horizon's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bring your whole crew. Klumpo has chosen Enter Sandman as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Horizon
vs
Klumpo

201 cm
31
249 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

193 cm
40
281 lbs
34 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Spartan Nutrition

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evan Horizon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heffo Klumpo!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horizon dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Klumpo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Klumpo throws a jab when Horizon was well out of range.
Horizon scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Horizon thumps Klumpo with a low kick.
A swing and a miss from Klumpo.
A shot to the liver by Horizon. Beautiful body shot.
Klumpo throws a looping overhand right but Horizon ducks down to avoid it.
Klumpo connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Horizon comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Klumpo looks to land a right hand but Horizon moved out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Horizon!
Klumpo looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Klumpo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Horizon can pounce on him.
Horizon has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Horizon scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

It looks like Heffo Klumpo has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Horizon! Klumpo is out on his feet! Horizon rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Klumpo is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Klumpo is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evan Horizon!
Evan Horizon decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.