PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stan Darsh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and jake the snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). jake the snake will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Darsh
vs
the snake

190 cm
22
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Slaughterhouse Nutrition

Blitzkrieg Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Stan Darsh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, jake the snake!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Darsh tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but the snake paws at him with a jab and circles away.
the snake swinging wilding here.
the snake lands with a nice body kick.
Stan Darsh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Darsh lands a really nice looking cross but the snake seems unphased.

the snake scores a takedown into full mount!
Darsh is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
the snake throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
the snake punching from mount but Darsh doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Darsh knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for the snake on the ground.
the snake throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Darsh because the snake loaded up on that one.
the snake cracks Darsh with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
the snake with shots to the head and body - Darsh looks very uncomfortable down there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Darsh wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by the snake.
Oooooh, big shot lands for the snake! Darsh is hurt baaadly! the snake is firing away with more strikes - Darsh is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). jake the snake!