PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nikita Krylov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Axe Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mouth for war kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Krylov
vs
Killer

211 cm
18
220 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

190 cm
18
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Nikita Krylov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Axe Killer!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Sandra Marshall and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Killer forces Krylov back against the cage and clinches.
Killer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Krylov backwards.

It looks like Nikita Krylov has been cut.
Killer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Krylov tries to stall but Killer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Krylov really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Killer pushes Krylov against the cage. Killer is working some dirty boxing. Killer pushes off with a quick right hook! Krylov goes down! Krylov tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Killer moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Axe Killer!
Axe Killer took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'You do not deserve to watch me'.