PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Winner Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Knob Shiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Guy
vs
Shiner

189 cm
25
215 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

176 cm
25
218 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Winner Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Knob Shiner!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Peter Branson and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy wants to slow Shiner down by chopping away at his legs.
Shiner connects with a looping right hand.

It looks like Winner Guy has been cut.
Guy is breathing heavily.
Shiner walks forward, straight into a front kick from Guy.
A jab from Shiner misses.
Shiner lands an overhand right.
Guy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Shiner.
Shiner lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Guy falls backwards - clearly groggy! Shiner dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Knob Shiner!
Knob Shiner seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.