PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Glen Bowers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Quinn Zoella (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zoella has chosen Lady GaGa - Bad Kids as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bowers
vs
Zoella

205 cm
24
193 lbs
1 - 6 - 0

183 cm
18
193 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Sportsmanship Ltd.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Glen Bowers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Quinn Zoella!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoella misses the body punch
enabling Bowers to counter with a crisp jab.
Bowers lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Both fighters circling a little - Bowers finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Zoella misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bowers counters with a stiff right hand.
A punch combination from Zoella misses.

Zoella rushes Bowers and presses him up against the cage.
Bowers wants to take the fight to the mat but Zoella manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Zoella looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Zoella jumps guard and drags Bowers to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Bowers really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Zoella working a defensive guard here.
Bowers throwing strikes but missing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bowers's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Bowers throws a big elbow that misses.
Zoella is trying to keep Bowers in close.
Bowers with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bowers is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bowers preventing the sweep.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Zoella wants to clinch but Bowers slips to the side
and Bowers counters with a low kick, right behind Zoella 's knee.
A telegraphed right hand from Zoella misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bowers tries to pull guard but Zoella holds him up against the cage and eventually Bowers drops back down to his feet.

Zoella pulls guard successfully.
Zoella has his hands on Bowers's head, controlling the position.
Bowers trying to control the position from guard on top but Zoella is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoella working a defensive guard here.
Bowers will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Zoella pulls Bowers in close to prevent any damage.
Zoella tries to strike from the bottom.
Bowers engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Bowers looking to sit in guard and control but Zoella gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Zoella trying to control the position from guard on top but Bowers is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Zoella sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Zoella works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Zoella content to control rather than advance.
Zoella wants to take a breather but Bowers is having none of it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Zoella controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Quinn Zoella dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Zoella.

It looks like Glen Bowers has been cut.
Zoella tries to clinch up but Bowers circles away and keeps his distance.
Bowers is looking to counter with a body kick.
Zoella swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bowers counters with a one-two to the body.
Bowers circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bowers counters with a left to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zoella lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bowers circles away quickly and effectively.
Bowers thinks about countering with a body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoella looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoella closes the distance but Bowers moves to the side
and Bowers counters with a two punch combo.
Zoella tries to clinch up.
Bowers fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zoella.

Zoella closes the distance and clinches.
Bowers is trying to drag Zoella to the mat but Zoella just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Zoella lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoella is trying to break the clinch but Bowers is controlling him.
Bowers can't get the takedown.
Zoella is trying to push Bowers away but Bowers has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Zoella leaning his opponent against the cage.
Zoella gets underhooks to prevent Bowers's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Glen Bowers. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bowers is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Zoella gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Zoella gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Bowers regains guard.
Bowers keeping moving, preventing Zoella from controlling successfully.
Zoella sitting in guard here, content to control.
Zoella wants to control from the top but Bowers keeps moving.
Zoella showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Zoella preventing the sweep.
Zoella must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoella trying to control but Bowers is working from the bottom.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Zoella tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bowers manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Zoella tries a head kick but it misses.
Zoella throws a big shot that misses.
Zoella thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bowers is looking for a counter combo.

Zoella gets a clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bowers keeps control of Zoella as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bowers is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Quinn Zoella showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Glen Bowers's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Zoella gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bowers misses with a punch to the body.
Bowers wants to take the fight to the mat but Zoella manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Zoella has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Zoella lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Zoella is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Bowers manages to pull guard.
Zoella trying to control but Bowers is working from the bottom.
Bowers is looking to stand up but Zoella isn't so interested in that idea.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoella stands and throws Bowers's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Bowers is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Check out the look on Zoella's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Zoella wants to control but Bowers is keeping him busy.
Zoella is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Bowers's shoulder. That is not cool.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoella wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bowers keeps working.
Zoella might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Bowers haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

Zoella tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Zoella has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Zoella stands up and beckons Bowers to his feet.
Bowers swats away the attempt to clinch by Zoella.
Bowers throws a big counter combination but Zoella scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Quinn Zoella is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Zoella clinches with his opponent.
Bowers is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bowers tries to break free but Zoella pushes him back against the cage.
A body shot lands from Zoella.
Bowers goes for a takedown in the clinch but Zoella prevents it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Zoella tightens his grip and picks Bowers up, before dumping him to the ground. Bowers manages to land in guard.
Zoella controls from within his opponent's guard.
Bowers wants to stand and escape but Zoella is having none of it.
Zoella wants to control from the top but Bowers keeps moving.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Zoella stays in close to Bowers's body and controls the position.
Bowers looking for a sweep. Not yet Bowers, not yet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Quinn Zoella comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Zoella winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Quinn Zoella!
Quinn Zoella took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I won this fight yay woo alright!'.