PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arthur Vengrio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vengrio comes to the cage accompanied by Muay Thai. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Vengrio
vs
Lang

190 cm
43
287 lbs
35 - 22 - 0

187 cm
19
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arthur Vengrio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clubber Lang!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lang misses with a hook. Vengrio ducked under it nicely.

Lang closes the distance and clinches.
A short body shot lands from Lang as the two fighters clinch.
Vengrio stalling in the clinch.
Vengrio throws a knee to the head but misses.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Lang tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lang avoiding damage.
Vengrio tries to land a knee to the head but Lang blocks with his arms.
Lang tries to stall but Vengrio uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Vengrio unloads a knee to the mid-section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vengrio working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lang tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Vengrio.
Lang misses with a punch on the inside.
Vengrio lands a nice uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Vengrio.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang working aggressively here.
Lang is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Lang swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Vengrio putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lang in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lang looks winded!
Vengrio scores a nice knee to the body.
Vengrio with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Clubber Lang has been cut.
Vengrio lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Vengrio has Lang pushed against the cage.
Vengrio is leaning against Lang and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Vengrio connects with a knee to the head.
Vengrio lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lang backwards.
Vengrio lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Vengrio is stalling here.
Lang's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That has opened up Clubber Lang's cut even more.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vengrio lands with a short shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vengrio cracks Lang with a nice body shot.
Vengrio will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Lang up against the cage.
Vengrio works on Lang's body with a couple of short punches.
Still in the clinch, Vengrio scores with a nice short uppercut.
Vengrio unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lang being controlled against the cage.
Vengrio is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Vengrio with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lang takes a knee right on the jaw!
Vengrio avoiding damage as Lang throws knees to the body.
Lang is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Vengrio is keeping busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vengrio with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Vengrio working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Vengrio using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lang has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Vengrio stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short right from Vengrio on the inside.

The cut above Clubber Lang's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Vengrio connects with a knee to the head.

Clubber Lang's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Vengrio manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

Vengrio has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head and Lang goes down! Vengrio dives on top of him - Lang manages to get guard.

Lang is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Clubber Lang's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Arthur Vengrio!
Arthur Vengrio seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.